Innuendo?

Zora

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Originally posted by Dragonsreach
So if I have to wear \"Clip-on Magnifiers \".......What does that tell you?

It means beauty is in the \"clip-on\" eyes of the beholder!lol

Or you\'re a legend in your own eyes!:eek:

(Sorry Mike, it was a lob!)
 

solaria2k

New member
Well I do it on the couch, with my feet up on the coffee table.
I always make sure I finish up by massaging the creamy stuff into the hair at the end of the shaft before gently washing it off.
 

Zora

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LOL!

So, what\'re you doing Saturday night?lol

[size=-2](or for better possible joke responses:)[/size]

Are you FREE Saturday night?
 

Equus

New member
Originally posted by Dragonsreach
So if I have to wear \"Clip-on Magnifiers \".......What does that tell you?

Means you have a fine eye for...ummm...detail.

@ Zora - lol Isn\'t that a huge letdown. And I personally feel guilty chucking it and starting all over again. Seems like such a hassle, but I know that\'s just me being lazy and I probably should wash my hands of the whole thing.

@ Solaria - Ah...the creamy stuff. Mine comes in large hunks...but they start getting a bit discolored after a while.

:eek:

Ok...why\'d I go THERE?
 

solaria2k

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Originally posted by Zora
LOL!

So, what\'re you doing Saturday night?lol

[size=-2](or for better possible joke responses:)[/size]

Are you FREE Saturday night?

Lol!!
Why? You need your tip massaged?
:D
 

Equus

New member
Originally posted by ipaintminis
Originally posted by Equus
Originally posted by Duende
*EDIT* Oh, look my post count is 469!
That\'s something I\'m 4 alright! lol

:innocent:

Who\'d you mug for that innocent look? ;)


ME! :D

You sure Becca? From your score on the purity test I had assumed you still had your halo. :innocent:
 

Zora

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Originally posted by solaria2k
Originally posted by Zora
LOL!

So, what\'re you doing Saturday night?lol

[size=-2](or for better possible joke responses:)[/size]

Are you FREE Saturday night?

Lol!!
Why? You need your tip massaged?
:D

[size=-2](Boy, how do you respond to THAT?)[/size]

You betcha!

(Wow, had to refrain from a couple of comments there...is it warm in here?)
 

ipaintminis

Active member
Originally posted by Equus
Originally posted by ipaintminis
Originally posted by Equus
Originally posted by Duende
*EDIT* Oh, look my post count is 469!
That\'s something I\'m 4 alright! lol

:innocent:

Who\'d you mug for that innocent look? ;)


ME! :D

You sure Becca? From your score on the purity test I had assumed you still had your halo. :innocent:

i do still have my halo...

i never said she won when we mud wrestled for my halo...

:innocent: <-- see still in tact...
bring it on!!!!
 

Equus

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You\'d think the mud wrestling SHOULD have been good enough to know a few more points off of your purity score there Becca. ^_^

So if Duende didn\'t grab your\'s, whose did she grab?

er...that\'s laced with innuendo too isn\'t it? lol
 

Duende

New member
Originally posted by Equus
So if Duende didn\'t grab your\'s, whose did she grab?

:innocent: <--- I\'m sorry Ethan, did this belong to you??

lol

I found it in the gutter....
 

Equus

New member
Originally posted by Duende
Originally posted by Equus
So if Duende didn\'t grab your\'s, whose did she grab?

:innocent: <--- I\'m sorry Ethan, did this belong to you??

lol

I found it in the gutter....

Now THAT would make sense. ;)

I\'ll just leave it with you for safekeeping. Heaven knows it\'s not safe with me. lol
 

Duende

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Originally posted by ipaintminis
i do still have my halo...

i never said she won when we mud wrestled for my halo...

:innocent: <-- see still in tact...
bring it on!!!!

Sheer beginner\'s luck!!

Rematch!!! and not mud this time....Jello!

:innocent: <-- double or nothing --> :innocent:
 

leopardpixie

New member
Originally posted by Duende
Originally posted by ipaintminis
i do still have my halo...

i never said she won when we mud wrestled for my halo...

:innocent: <-- see still in tact...
bring it on!!!!

Sheer beginner\'s luck!!

Rematch!!! and not mud this time....Jello!

:innocent: <-- double or nothing --> :innocent:
I see you that and raise you :innocent::innocent::innocent: more ;)
 

MarkusTay

New member
I think it might have been mine, I misplaced it years ago... :D

A litle story -

I was feeling hot, and decided to drop the kids off at the pool. It was a good day for some watersports, so I pulled out my Hummer and off it went. Things were a little tight, but I was finally able to find the spot and squeezed in. It’s not easy when you’re driving something this big. Once inside, I was feeling hot and moist, so I decided to do some diving. Down I went, bottoming out in the shallow. I was down a long time, and was running out of breath. There must have been a lot of people in here before me I was thinking because there was a bad fishy smell coming from the intake. “Aha!” I thought, it’s clogged from all this hair around it. I cleared a path, and decided it was time for a little breast stroke. Carefully placing my head in a rubber cap, I began my soothing undulations. As I got into it I started going really fast and soon I was in deep. I could barely contain my excitement as I broke the surface, spraying liquid everywhere. The sexy bikini clad honey in front of me gave me a hard look as a little dribbled from her chin. “F_ck the bitch” I thought, as long as I got what I wanted. I pulled out and headed home.

Yup, nothing like a day at the public pool. ;)


lol:bouncy::flip:
 
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