Innuendo?

[leopardpixie]

With no actually orifices or genitalia would it be considered petting?

 

[supervike]

I can imagine the very loud squeeking coming from that shower....

squeeky clean round orficeless balls petting each other vigorously....Thats quite an audio image!!

 

[leopardpixie]

Quite a sound and Image lol

 

[shinjikun1]

They say that guys who are into big cars, big guns, big toys ect. are compensating for something. So what is to be said about guys who are into miniatures?

((was that on topic?))

 

[Itchy]

Fodder for your cannons

Eww... didn\'t even mean that for an innuedo.

Phalic \'Nids running sacks and bursting fliuds out crotchtal cannons!

and more phalic shrines in WoW!

 

[Duende]

Originally posted by Itchy
and more phalic shrines in WoW!

I think I\'d attend church more often if they had shrines like that!!

lol

 

[Grumb]

Originally posted by RedDawn
that\'s because hubby is out of town. If he were in town, well...I wouldn\'t still be posting...)

I wouldn\'t be so sure about that....

 

[RedDawn]

Man: \"I really like your divot.\"

Woman: \"Thanks, I really try to keep my fairway cut short and smooth.\"

Anyone up for a nice round of golf?

:innocent:

 

[Lurch]

Originally posted by RedDawn
@LP - that was funny as hell! Tried to think of one with a cat named Sex, but it just didn\'t seem to work as well. lol (That and the fact that I\'ve only had one cup of coffee and I\'m really not thinking that well this morning!)

I dont know about that Dawn. I always thought Pussies and Sex worked VERY well together!

Edit:
I\'ve always preferred the short haired or hairless pussies myself. With Long haired pussies I always end up with hair in my mouth.

 

[airhead]

I gotta go rub my wood. Love a hand-rubbed wood finish on the crown molding.

 

[Duende]

Originally posted by airhead
I gotta go rub my wood. Love a hand-rubbed wood finish on the crown molding.

A hand-rubbed finish to anything is always good! Especially wood!

...like oak, cedar, walnut...

 

[leopardpixie]

I hate it when it gets too excited, all by it\'s self. It starts drooling on its own, it turns from limp to ridged, and it twitches without even touching it. And you all ways have to make sue that is doesn\'t turn blue or purple.



Poor Lil animals with seizures.

 

[Dedwrekka]

When I saw the title to this one I knew it would be trouble.

I\'m sorry, but until it\'s been hijacked by the \"Coffin Codgers\" it\'s just not enough innuendo for me. I have to admit though that leopardpixie is doing a good job at filling their enormus shoes (the ones outside the grave of course).

Edit: Alright this: :innocent: ,is your new target. Memorize it and take it out, for the integrity of this topic it must be destroyed.

 

[Zora]

Originally posted by leopardpixie
With no actually orifices or genitalia would it be considered petting?

You know what they say:

\"Don\'t sweat the petty stuff...but it\'s okay to pet the sweaty stuff!\"

 

[leopardpixie]

O wow!
I feel so special, People are talking about me and quoting me.
No wonder my ears have been Ringing

 

[Duende]

Originally posted by leopardpixie
No wonder my ears have been Ringing

Are you sure it\'s your ears ?? ??

 

[leopardpixie]

Originally posted by Duende

Originally posted by leopardpixie
No wonder my ears have been Ringing

Are you sure it\'s your ears ?? ??

No probably my cell phone lol

 

[Duende]

Originally posted by leopardpixie
No probably my cell phone lol

I thought you had that set to vibrate??

What? That\'s not your phone in your pocket??!!

 

[Zora]

Sorry, was I pressing the button again?


We like to move it, MOVE IT!

 

[leopardpixie]

Cheesy pick up lines

So…. Did it hurt???





When you fell from. Because you are an angel