In respect of what today is and with no apologies here are some lousy Pirate jokes:-
"Why are Pirates, Pirates?………………'Cos they Arrrrh Jim Lad!"
"Where do Pirates shop?…………………Arrrh Gos!"
"What's a Pirates Favourite meal?……………Arrrh Me Hearties Breakfast!"
"What meat does a Pirate eat?……………Rum p Steak!"
Said they were lousy!
"Why are Pirates, Pirates?………………'Cos they Arrrrh Jim Lad!"
"Where do Pirates shop?…………………Arrrh Gos!"
"What's a Pirates Favourite meal?……………Arrrh Me Hearties Breakfast!"
"What meat does a Pirate eat?……………Rum p Steak!"
Said they were lousy!