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mouse

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what\'s on your minds??

Originally posted by steelcult
Originally posted by tooshy
Just remember people - what you can\'t get in the mouth is wasted :rolleyes:

Ahh, but I have a large mouth :D

Are you guys saying what i am thinking? if so, that\'s awefully BIG to put in your mouth!!! :eek::eek:
 

finn17

New member
Hah!

Are you guys saying what i am thinking? if so, that\'s awefully BIG to put in your mouth!!! :eek::eek: [/quote]You ever see the way a python can unhinge its lower jaw? Well, the modern man takes that in his stride as it is relatively easy compared to learning how to breathe through your ears:D
 

darthfoley

Active member
Originally posted by finn17
Are you guys saying what i am thinking? if so, that\'s awefully BIG to put in your mouth!!! :eek::eek:
You ever see the way a python can unhinge its lower jaw? Well, the modern man takes that in his stride as it is relatively easy compared to learning how to breathe through your ears:D [/quote]

*tries to pull self off floor*

*raises pint with what little strength he has left*

:D :D :D lol lol
 

finn17

New member
Hehehe...

You think I am joking don\'t you?

The real piece de resistance(sp?) is to learn to whistle through your ears. that really confuses the wife/GF. You see they can\'t figure out where it\'s coming from:D
 

Nailpainter2003

New member
Double standard for sure, SaxonAngel and I\'m sorry for your woes with Ebay, but please don\'t rat me out.....Ebay simply hasn\'t caught up with me yet!:eek:(

Originally posted by SaxonAngel

Originally posted by ChrispyThey cancel any pornographic auctions or almost any kind of nudity. They\'ve repeatedly hit Angela\'s minis she wanted to sell, and for no reason!

Thanks for the note of support Chrispy. I see Nailpainter\'s naked lady auctions go on, with no cancellation problems, and the thought of my stuff being cancelled last year, gets me quite riled. :flame:

Double standard for sure! Buggers!

As a paramedic, I can only warn you poor boys about the hazards of unhinging your jaws on too many occasions....One day you\'ll be unable to close your mouths at all and there\'ll be no way to hide the symptoms. All the men in the world walking around with gaping pie holes will be forever deemed as sufferers of,\'The Big Breasted Syndrome!\' But, undoubtably, the guys with their mouths shut will still be envious!:eek:)
 

finn17

New member
Hehe...

Faye, I continue to worship at your altar..I will keep my lower jaw firmly hinged but just say the word....:D:bouncy:

(Christ! my ears have started whistling..:bouncy:.)
 

Nailpainter2003

New member
Originally posted by finn17
Faye, I continue to worship at your altar..I will keep my lower jaw firmly hinged but just say the word....:D:bouncy:

(Christ! my ears have started whistling..:bouncy:.)

Ah Finn, do I detect a dare in the air? I think I should warn you....I have a great poker face, but more importantly, I left a forlorned ex in Texas with a gaping pie hole!!

You should be careful, as this is precisely how rumors get started.....soon you\'ll be hearing:
Finn and Faye, sittin\' in a tree
KISSING....
First came love, then came marriage
Then poor Finn, suffered the \'unhinge\'
And joined the ranks, and an ex in Tex!lol
 
Originally posted by Nailpainter2003
Double standard for sure, SaxonAngel and I\'m sorry for your woes with Ebay, but please don\'t rat me out.....Ebay simply hasn\'t caught up with me yet!:eek:(

Don\'t worry. It would be kinda hypocritical to do that. I\'ve seen lots of the same minis I was selling go for auction, with no problems too. I never ratted on them.

Obviously someone felt threatened by my minis. You know...the 25mm kind of intimidation. lol

:innocent:
 
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Sturmhalo

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What about the girl over here in the UK who\'s auctioning her virginity on Ebay to pay off her student loan? I wonder if her auction has been pulled yet for what is basically prostitution!
 
Speaking of breasts...

While on this subject, all of America got to be offended by Janet Jackson\'s bare breast during the Super Bowl Halftime show. It had to be a publicity stunt, I don\'t believe for one second that it was an accident. :flame:
 

Ebonbuddha

Active member
If you hadn\'t said it, I would have.
:bouncy::bouncy::bouncy::bouncy:




Originally posted by supervike
So, Faye,

do all your ex\'s live in Texas?

(sorry couldn\'t resist)lollol
 

Sand Rat

New member
Gee, make a simple statement about the size of your mouth and look where ya\'ll take it. I am offended I say, and just do not know if I can continue to look at the internet now, after you guys have ruined it for me.



And if you believe that, I may have a brigde or two to sell you, along with some prime swamp land. :D
 

Nailpainter2003

New member
[/quote]

Don\'t worry. It would be kinda hypocritical to do that. I\'ve seen lots of the same minis I was selling go for auction, with no problems too. I never ratted on them.

Obviously someone felt threatened by my minis. You know...the 25mm kind of intimidation. lol

:innocent: [/quote]
Merci beacoup, Angela and I\'m certain there are many, small-minded people whom are envious and jealous of your superb talent! I love your work!!

No, all my ex\'s do not live in Texas, but the one that does is big and mean enough to count as two....he\'ll definitely keep me from revisiting that Lone Star state ever again!
 

sivousplay

New member
having lived in Dallas for 5 1/2 years, the city/state etc. was enough to keep me from going back ... having an ex there hardly seems to compare to the influence of the natural beauty of the area. ;)

So, now you\'re going to force me to tell one of my favorite American Civil War stories/myths which also happens to be a Texas-bashing.

After the ACW, William Tecumseh Sherman was made the military governor of Texas. After his stay there, he was purported to have said, \"If I owned both Hell and Texas, I\'d live in Hell and rent out Texas!\"

jim
 

finn17

New member
Don\'t worry Faye...

Originally posted by Nailpainter2003 No, all my ex\'s do not live in Texas, but the one that does is big and mean enough to count as two....he\'ll definitely keep me from revisiting that Lone Star state ever again!
I am sure your \'ex\' is big and scary but my \'current\' qualifies as WMD (Woman of Mass Destruction):D
 

vincegamer

Active member
Okies

Originally posted by sivousplayAfter the ACW, William Tecumseh Sherman was made the military governor of Texas. After his stay there, he was purported to have said, \"If I owned both Hell and Texas, I\'d live in Hell and rent out Texas!\"
Well, I grew up an Okie and one of my favorite quotes about Oklahoma was (if I remember right) by John C. Fremont when sent to find the source of the Canadian river: \"Civilized man will never live there.\"

He was right!:bouncy:
 

Cerridwyn1st

New member
The State of Missouri

My ex is in the state of Missouri... or maybe that should be Misery.

I always say, my ex is a distant relation... the greater the distance, the better the relation. lollollollol

I\'m in Florida, by the way.
 
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