It\'s Official: eBay is run by idiots....

[Sand Rat]

Originally posted by sivousplay
After the ACW, William Tecumseh Sherman was made the military governor of Texas. After his stay there, he was purported to have said, \"If I owned both Hell and Texas, I\'d live in Hell and rent out Texas!\"

jim

As one of the resident Texans here (and a big fan of WTS), I feel that this statement is nothing but blatent Texas and Sherman Bashing. It was actually said by General Phil Sheridan, not by Cump Sherman.

 

[Sand Rat]

Originally posted by finn17
I am sure your \'ex\' is big and scary but my \'current\' qualifies as WMD (Woman of Mass Destruction)

Well, my GF went to strike the bed to get the dogs attention the other morning (poor beast is 13 yrs old, selectively blind and partially deaf) and struck me instead - knocking the breath out of me and bruising the ribs on my right hand side.

 

[sivousplay]

thanks for the correction ... glad to know that it was little Phil.

jim

 

[Sand Rat]

No problem Jim. Sherman catches enough hell here in the South for what he did do, even though he warned Southerners about going to war with the North in the first place.

 

[Dedwrekka]

do all your ex\'s live in Texas?

Where do you think we get all those horrible anoying Country singers?

 

[Sand Rat]

Originally posted by Dedwrekka

do all your ex\'s live in Texas?

Where do you think we get all those horrible anoying Country singers?

Unfortunately a good chunck of em are home grown.

 

[DennisMech]

In Texas, everything\'s bigger and be-... maybe just bigger. Horribly oversized and blunt.

Us Californians don\'t take kindly to Texans. :moon:

Now I\'ll be back to demean you more after I return from creating a new crackpot religion lol

 

[Chrispy]

And once again, I solve it all by a comic strip:

 

[Caelithar]

lol

I like it .

 

[Nailpainter2003]

Chrispy, you\'re brilliant!...And no, you actually don\'t need the breasts to get me to read your comics!

And to think, you reside in Texas. You may have renewed my view of the place?

 

[tooshy]

Hello? Hello?

Originally posted by finn17
You think I am joking don\'t you?

The real piece de resistance(sp?) is to learn to whistle through your ears. that really confuses the wife/GF. You see they can\'t figure out where it\'s coming from

I thought the whistling was feedback from your hearing aid Finn???

 

[Sand Rat]

Hmmm - makes one wonder what is causing the interference/feedback.

 

[finn17]

LOL

Heh:

You sure it wasn\'t the wind whistling through the branches of that tree I\'d tied my ankles to?



Touche tooshy?

 

[tooshy]

Kinky......

but it has a certain appeal. Touche indeed Mr Finn lol

 

[Zora]

Geez, you guys!

Everybody\'s gettin\' all \"touche-feely\" around here...

 

[Sand Rat]

Originally posted by Zora
Everybody\'s gettin\' all \"touche-feely\" around here...

Ooooo - now I know I\'m being pun-ished for something. lol

 

[finn17]

Hmmm....

Originally posted by steelcult
Ooooo - now I know I\'m being pun-ished for something. lol

That can be arranged, but I\'d have to up-grade my equipment and you\'d have to provide your own dominatrix, and your air fare, taxes etc. Perhaps you ought to just get Lori to give you a smack in the mouth, it would be quicker and much cheaper. And Lori might get a buzz out of it as well

 

[dauber22]

Originally posted by finn17

Originally posted by steelcult
Ooooo - now I know I\'m being pun-ished for something. lol

That can be arranged, but I\'d have to up-grade my equipment ...

Nope Nope:wow: Not even going to go there :innocent:
lollollollollollol

 

[War Griffon]

Originally posted by SaxonAngel
local games store down here gets them in. They had Cthulhu with bermuda shirts and even a Santa Cthulhu, beard and all!!

Now that is a game store that I would litteraly spend hours and hours in wish we had one like that near here then I could let the wife do the shopping and pick me up from the store when she\'s finished.

 

[Ebonbuddha]

Hehehehe. You sound like me and my wife. She would drop me off at Castle Comics in Penticton B.C. when we were living in Summerland. She actually thought I would be finished gaming and talking to everyone in an hour and a half. Hahahaha... silly woman.lol

Jules


By the way, this post puts me at a milestone. It\'s my 100th!!!! :bouncy::flip::bouncy::flip::bouncy::flip::bouncy::flip:

Originally posted by War Griffon
wish we had one like that near here then I could let the wife do the shopping and pick me up from the store when she\'s finished.