Itching fingers?

[Avelorn]

Come on, you know you want to..

only 3h left now.

 

[Ritual]

Damn, and I just spent my spare $25 millions... when I could have bought a useless hockey player for the money instead!! lol

 

[marineboy]

Well, that\'s unhandy, Ebay doesn\'t seem to be working for me right now...looks like I\'ll have to sit this one out, darn!lol

 

[johnboyjjb]

I don\'t qualify for the no payments for 3 months option. Sorry.

 

[Shawn R. L.]

No good unless it comes with a dental plan.

 

[Mosch]

You are not allowed to make the buyer pay ebay fees. Therefore this auction is not allowed.

 

[petey]

Fantastic, I love this sort of inventiveness on the internet

 

[Shawn R. L.]

I heard a touching story of a little girl who\'s grandpa had died and she was afraid his ghost would haunt her. Her mother, to quell the child\'s fears, put the ghost up on EBAY so someone would buy it and the little girl would\'nt be scared.

 

[slidedog]

So... you buy it his contract, then what do you do with him? Not gonna make much in endorsements, maybe if you had the money fo such things, you make him your gardner for the term of his contract

 

[Evil Dave]

When I saw the title I was thinking that your fingers were really itching.
To which I would have replied if you\'d stop touching it, the hair that is tickling them, would stop growing on you palms.lol

 

[funnymouth]

Originally posted by Shawn R. L.
I heard a touching story of a little girl who\'s grandpa had died and she was afraid his ghost would haunt her. Her mother, to quell the child\'s fears, put the ghost up on EBAY so someone would buy it and the little girl would\'nt be scared.

selling souls? grandpas soul? way to teach the little girl about death mom....
anyhow, what could you do with this guys contract if you won it? doesnt seem like he\'s good at too much. does this guy even have the right to put up his contract for sale? i doubt it. it would seem theislanders are stuck.

 

[Shawn R. L.]

Originally posted by funnymouth

Originally posted by Shawn R. L.
I heard a touching story of a little girl who\'s grandpa had died and she was afraid his ghost would haunt her. Her mother, to quell the child\'s fears, put the ghost up on EBAY so someone would buy it and the little girl would\'nt be scared.

selling souls? grandpas soul? way to teach the little girl about death mom....
anyhow, what could you do with this guys contract if you won it? doesnt seem like he\'s good at too much. does this guy even have the right to put up his contract for sale? i doubt it. it would seem theislanders are stuck.

Dont know the conclusion to the story. Just that a mom was trying to quell the fears of her daughter in a novel way.

 

[LavronYor]

I bought that soul, and then I bought a Demon who promptly ate the soul and granted me three wishes.

MegaMillions goes off in twenty minutes and I will let you know if I have the Command Demon power, or if he tricked me.

 

[Avelorn]

Slidedog: Well undoubtly for favours of some kind.. \"wink wink nudge nudge, say no more!\"

Evil Dave: oh crap. that\'s why I have to shave them every morning. Ah. got to cut down a lot on firing the old pistol then.. maybe only once a twice a day.

Lavronyour: eh. well best of luck to you..? Maybe you need an exorcise after this.

 

[LavronYor]

only twice a day, it could get rusty