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mud duck

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News items found in the Uk that got me thinking.

Chocolate lorry goes to Timbuktu
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/dorset/7109085.stm

Oh god, should we chocoholics be worried of future shortages?!? And even scarier, \'Chocoholics\' is a word recognized by Firefox\'s spell checker.

The X-rated anthem that helped sink England
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=LEBOKYZ4EK1ZRQFIQMGSFGGAVCBQWIV0?xml=/news/2007/11/23/nanthem123.xml
The anthem is written in the old Croat style. Instead of singing \"Mila kuda si planina\", which translates \"You know my dear how we love your mountains\", he sang \"Mila kura si planina\" - \"My dear, my penis is a mountain\".

Speaking of \"shortages\"....


Monkeys strike for better rewards
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml;jsessionid=LEBOKYZ4EK1ZRQFIQMGSFGGAVCBQWIV0?xml=/earth/2007/11/23/scimonkey123.xml

Just to prove to the world that they are better then those unrefined squirrels.

Disabled veterans jeered at swimming pool
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/22/narmy322.xml

Unfortunately, we in the states aren\'t the only ones with idiots
:(

Manson Accused Of Buying Skeleton
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1294097,00.html
\"And I would never spend my money on a Chinese girl skeleton. That would be crossing the line. It\'s a Chinese boy, for the record.\"

But we try. We really, really do...:D
 
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Swordwind

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Originally posted by mud duck

Disabled veterans jeered at swimming pool
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/22/narmy322.xml

Unfortunately, we in the states aren\'t the only ones with idiots
:(
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I have no words...
 
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Roger Bunting

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I was expecting that they were jeered by anti-war protesters or soemthging, which would have been bad enough, but to be forced from their rehabilitation by two women who thought they might scare the children...

Quick, wrap those children in cotton wool, blindfold them and make sure they can\'t hear anything, something might just cause them to ask a question.
 
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Bengoodall

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Well, I can kind of understand the whole scaring the kids thing, it might be frightening for some little guy to see someone missing an arm or leg.

Heaven forbid they ever see something like that.

But, you would have though that to share it for a little while would have not such a hard thing to swallow.

As for not paying, Id almost put money on those women having driven there in a chelsea tractor.

All this worry about whos getting in for free or not, does it matter you stupid woman.
 
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Avicenna

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Originally posted by Bengoodall
Well, I can kind of understand the whole scaring the kids thing, it might be frightening for some little guy to see someone missing an arm or leg.
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I think it\'s more likely that the children would be like \"look mum, that man\'s got no arm!\" rather than scared... maybe the mothers were more worried abount their sensibilities rather than their childrens\'.

Disgusting :flame:
 
JesterzUSMC

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
You know, no matter where you go, there are always idiots waiting to ruin it.
The problem is that intelligent people seem to wait before starting a family, and idiots breed like rabbits and then us intelligent people have to foot the bill.
 
Dragonsreach

Dragonsreach

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Staff member
Originally posted by Swordwind
Originally posted by mud duck

Disabled veterans jeered at swimming pool
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/22/narmy322.xml

Unfortunately, we in the states aren\'t the only ones with idiots
:(
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I have no words...
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I have two ...and they would be to those jeerers they begin with F and end in F!
 
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