Its back: CAPTION IT!

[Thunderhawker]

Tolkien\'s little known sports editorials come back to haunt his family.

 

[supervike]

In a hole in the ground there lived a Hobbit.

Not a dark dank hole, but a Hobbit hole, and that meant comfort.

Until large burly men decided to start stuffing their balls into the hole, and insisting it should count as points.

 

[DaN]

\"1000m - There and back again\"

\"The lord of the gymnastics\"

\"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!\" Said Gandalf - Theomar had gone over the line on triple jump and was disqualified.

Across in the next aisle was \"gardening and Ents\"

 

[lizcam]

\"and from middle earth the all hobbit gymnatsics team is entering the stadium. Looks like they\'er eating. What would that be? 2nd breakfast?\"

 

[uberdark]

here come the armies from the east.....

and it looks like a few of them are a little too young to be raping and pillaging.

good thing sauron\'s census of 206 is correct.

 

[Shawn R. L.]

Better consult Gandalf................page 53 sounds just plain WRONG........

 

[arogers907]

Originally posted by DaN
\"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!\" Said Gandalf - Theomar had gone over the line on triple jump and was disqualified.

That Gandalf plays strong \"D\".

 

[Thunderhawker]

In a shocking turn of events, Boromir was ultimately disqualified from the dwarf toss when it was found that his instrument was, in fact, a hobbit on steroids.

 

[BarstoolProphet]

Concerning hobbits.
Hobbits have been living and farming in the four Farthings of the Shire for many hundreds of years, quite content to ignore and be ignored by the world of the Big Folk. Middle-earth being, after all, full of strange creatures beyond count, Hobbits must seem of little importance, being neither renowned as great warriors nor counted among the very wise.
This is very much intentional, for, in fact, Hobbits are the greatest full contact chess players in all of Middle Earth.

 

[Shawn R. L.]

For Americans - \"So Bilbo, where did you get the stylish little cheese head?\"

 

[Zora]

\"Ahhh, this section has many volumes by different authors on the progression of one Gimli into instituting Hobbits instead of Dwarves in the \"Dwarf Toss\", claiming Hobbits are lighter and formidably more aerodynamic.\"lol

 

[freakinacage]

Originally posted by supervike

Until large burly men decided to start stuffing their balls into the hole, and insisting it should count as points.

and those hobbits couldnt sit down for a week!!

 

[Logan]

Did I miss something? I mean, there\'s no mistake there.
It\'s obviously a section on gymnastics - \"The Lord of the RINGS\"

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by Logan
Did I miss something? I mean, there\'s no mistake there.
It\'s obviously a section on gymnastics - \"The Lord of the RINGS\"

Though that was Julian Clary.




Runs for cover.

 

[DaN]

@Logan I ALMOST made that joke lol

 

[Gilvan Blight]

After China was disqualified for using 13 year old gymnasts (who have an unfair advantage due to lower center of gravity) in 2008, it\'s suprising that Michael Devling would even Attempt to enter Hobbits in 2012. We\'ll have to wait and see what the judges have to say about this one.

 

[Logan]

Originally posted by DaN
@Logan I ALMOST made that joke lol

What Dan, too slow or the joke was too bad lol

@ Mike - you\'re a bad man!

 

[Shawn R. L.]

Sam - \"Ok, so we have all these books on sports....................still doesn\'t address that we\'re too short for almost all of them!!\"

 

[BarstoolProphet]

Not shown:

Sign: You have to be this tall to read the sports books.

There are actually two sections.

 

[Amazon warrior]

A selection of titles from this section: \"Breeding Hobbits for Business and Pleasure\" by Shawtin Curlies, \"An Indroduction to Hobbit Racing\" by Lax E. Tiv, \"Fancy Hobbit Breeds\" by Goldi Loques and \"Hunting the Hobbit\" by Pierres About.