Its better than Pro Painters!!!

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Taer

New member
Holy hell, whatis this crap? I can\'t beleive my eyes! Where did you find this? ARRRRRRRRRgHHHH...though it is funny as hell. :flip::bouncy:
 
No Such Agency

No Such Agency

New member
God, that looks like some way the Russian mafia tries to scam $31 out of gamers. There\'s no way I\'d enter my CC# in a site that looks like that :eek:
 
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mouse

Member
sounds like...

...some get rich-quick scam...

...easy and quick p=nis enlargement kit...

...find true love agency....

...highway to heaven and back in 20 days...

:(
 
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Nelson

New member
What!?!? Are you guys crazy!?! I\'m soo in....why, I\'ve \"borrowed\" my moms credit card, so I can order it right away! I mean, I thought he was bullshitting me at first, but that was before I saw the testimonials!! If it\'s good enough for \"TNChaos\" well then damnit, it\'s good enough for me!!
--ChaosL33t



:bouncy::bouncy:

God, everything about this is funny, even the disclaimers and stuff. It can\'t be real, can it?
 
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kkoene

Guest
WTF??????

He even had the stones to go out and trademark...yes TRADEMARK the following!

The Fast and Good Miniature Painting System™

:eek:

I am stupified!
 
Chern Ann

Chern Ann

Only when they're green
Staff member
Read it, quite funny trying to justify an electronic book. It does not cost US$64 to put a colour picture on every page. The CMON annual has 104 pages of colour goodness.
 
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TwelveMilesOut

New member
Has anybody ghosted this fool onto the CMON lists yet? He was kind enough to give us pictures of ten of \"his\" figures. It would be interesting to see what scores they would get. Even better would be the comments: \"You need to highlight more(tm)\" or \"The background really detracts(c)\".




...uhh...not that I\'d ever do anything like that, Temperance. Honest, I wouldn\'t....
:innocent:
 
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kittykat23uk

New member
Well,

its difficult to see how useful this book would be without ordering a copy. He seems to be quite a competent painter, although it sounds like the book is mainly aimed at beginners/ intermediate painters. Anyone actually bought a copy and would care to comment? ???

Regards

Kat
 
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NecroN

Guest
That is pretty darn amusing... though it kinda gives you the \"Why didn\'t I think of that\" and \"I know I could do a better job\" feelings. Speaking of which I know there are people out here that could do a much much better job... anyone with real skills ever put out a book \"It takes 10 hours, but you\'ll never see better, painting technique\"TM?
 
airhead

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
\"how to paint a fine line with a large brush\" (get one with a fine point)

\"how to drybrush without getting paint everywhere\" (use a DRY brush to avoid spatter effect?)

No mention of basing, wet blending, dry bending, washes, etc.
lol
 
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Evil Dave

New member
After reading it...I get the feeling it\'s more like a compilation of other peoples tips and advice that he got off the net and threw together. Something that anyone could do with enough time and effort.
 
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