its like looking in to a mirror

[funnymouth]

this gaming group is eerily like my own. i guess id be both the DM and the guy with the girlfriend.
which one are you?
D&D movie part 1
part 2
part3
part 4

 

[Evil Dave]

Umm..none of them.
I\'m what you\'d call a gaming snob.
No Munchkins, No MinMaxers, No Drizzt Clones, No Raistlin Clones and absolutely no Drama Majors.
Our hard and fast rule is if you haven\'t been laid at least twice, can\'t grasp the concept of soap, or color coordination when you dress, you can\'t play with us.
Yes, I know, I\'m harsh.

 

[Mosch]

Orginal gepostet von Evil Dave
Umm..none of them.
I\'m what you\'d call a gaming snob.
No Munchkins, No MinMaxers, No Drizzt Clones, No Raistlin Clones and absolutely no Drama Majors.
Our hard and fast rule is if you haven\'t been laid at least twice, can\'t grasp the concept of soap, or color coordination when you dress, you can\'t play with us.
Yes, I know, I\'m harsh.

So you don\'t want to play with me?

 

[Bengoodall]

I grasp soap, but I refuse to use it, MAN SCENT!
Does colour coordinate include all black, hair included?

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by Bengoodall
I grasp soap, but I refuse to use it, MAN SCENT!
Bleeech More like Fanboy funk.
Please consider the Freak bar as off limits we don\'t want it to smell like a GW store in suimmer.

 

[Duende]

Originally posted by Evil Dave
Our hard and fast rule is if you haven\'t been laid at least twice, can\'t grasp the concept of soap, or color coordination when you dress, you can\'t play with us.

Just curious, do the same rules apply for any girl gamers wishing to join your group?

Originally posted by Dragonsreach
Please consider the Freak bar as off limits we don\'t want it to smell like a GW store in summer.

Doesn\'t Donna lie in wait by the door with a hose and heavy-duty dish soap for just such individuals?

 

[Evil Dave]

Originally posted by Duende
Just curious, do the same rules apply for any girl gamers wishing to join your group?

Given that everyone in my group is in their 30\'s, definitely.
(Every woman I\'ve known to be in their 30\'s and still a virgin or has had sex only once has a crapload of emotional baggage. We don\'t need that crap.)

 

[lono]

Originally posted by Evil Dave
(Every woman I\'ve known to be in their 30\'s and still a virgin or has had sex only once has a crapload of emotional baggage. We don\'t need that crap.)

Could we not make that a little more concise?

\'Every woman I\'ve known has a crapload of emotional baggage\'

Or have I just had a lot of bad luck in my choices?

 

[Evil Dave]

Originally posted by lono

Originally posted by Evil Dave
(Every woman I\'ve known to be in their 30\'s and still a virgin or has had sex only once has a crapload of emotional baggage. We don\'t need that crap.)

Could we not make that a little more concise?

\'Every woman I\'ve known has a crapload of emotional baggage\'

Or have I just had a lot of bad luck in my choices?

Well, there\'s a crapload, and then there\'s a CRAPLOAD.lol
The gist is, we play the game for enjoyment. If there is a gamer that takes away from the enjoyment of the game through personal habits, the inability to socialize normally, or emotional drama at every game, they are no longer welcome. I will not spend time doing something I enjoy with people I do not want to be around.
That\'s called a job.

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by Dragonsreach

Originally posted by Bengoodall
I grasp soap, but I refuse to use it, MAN SCENT!
Bleeech More like Fanboy funk.
Please consider the Freak bar as off limits we don\'t want it to smell like a GW store in suimmer.

umm mike? i hate to tell you this but it already smells pretty bad. not to mention the fact that matty has that hat of his permanently attached to his forehead. imagine what will happen when he takes his hat off? my god the stench!!!

but i have to admit we all have to smell good for donna or else its another beating.

my shins still hurt from last week.

 

[wiccanpony]

Scarlet, Scarlet, Scarlet........... you can do better girl..... five years of these guys and you having kill them yet, what the hell are you waiting for!!! :cussing:


Definitely no stinky Fanboy Bo in the Bar...... I have a bucket with lye soap, wire brush and a sheep dip filled with “ENGLISH LEATHER cologne by the front door. :twisted:

oh! oh! can I play with EvilDave’s group....I’m over 30, been laided more times then tile and I’ll bring the Lasagna and Beer. :drunk:

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
oh! oh! can I play with EvilDave’s group....I’m over 30, been laid more times then tile

One is torn between celebrating for you, or for the young men.

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Dragonsreach

Originally posted by wiccanpony
oh! oh! can I play with EvilDave’s group....I’m over 30, been laid more times then tile

One is torn between celebrating for you, or for the young men.

Thank you Mike I hope and pray that by the time I\'m 90 I\'ll still be chasing Mop Boys (maybe not catching them, but still chasing them) :kiss:

 

[airhead]

When you\'re 90, they\'ll be praying you don\'t catch them. lol

I may have touble with the color coordination catagory, but my wife lays out my clothes for me....
:yes: