<p>So I got fed up with constant stupid reasons that kept me from getting a job. What do I do? I create my own job.</p><p>A simple ad in the local paper cost me 12€. "Student helps you study english, math and IT." Add my telephone number and bam, 12€ down the drain. Nobody would actually answer this ad, right?</p><p>Wrong.</p><p>I have actually received more requests than my time allows and the ad only just got printed today. Is this really all there is to it? I never would have expected such a big response. Other people won't let me work for them, so I work on my own.</p><p>Seriously, this was way too easy. I should have thought about this sooner. WAY. TOO. EASY.<br /></p>