Johnny Depp, squirty cream oh...and prepping models

[tooshy]

Ahem

Well, this is interesting. I see that Mr Depp is holding his own against all you lead-heads! lol

@Pete - skinny and gaunt??? Really! He\'s scrumptious and just about right in my books. And as for your comments re squirty cream - you bad, bad man. Go to my room :innocent:

@Gypsy - shame on you for dissing the man. BTW, I hope your scores pick up

Paintminion - so many films, so little time. Have you seen Don Juan de Marco? Top film and starring the late Mr Brando too.

Re the rest of you...... it looks like everyone does a little of both methods - very much dependant on the figure. Which is what I guessed really. But, I really must say that I will continue to paint the hidden bits - the parts Tooshy can reach anyway

 

[Avicenna]

Originally posted by tooshy
@Pete - skinny and gaunt??? Really! He\'s scrumptious and just about right in my books. And as for your comments re squirty cream - you bad, bad man. Go to my room :innocent:

:bouncy:


EDIT: and the i spotted the pliers...

 

[PaintMinion]

Originally posted by tooshy

Paintminion - so many films, so little time. Have you seen Don Juan de Marco? Top film and starring the late Mr Brando too.

Yes, I\'ve seen it and love that one as well. I laughed and smiled and made my husband watch it as well. But I don\'t actually have that one handy in my private library. That must be remedied, and quick! Ah, that mask, the cape, the accent...

 

[finn17]

What is this with squirty cream?

So common.....

It\'s Pistachio Haagen Das or nothing as far as I am concerned:flip:

 

[tooshy]

Originally posted by Avicenna

Originally posted by tooshy
@Pete - skinny and gaunt??? Really! He\'s scrumptious and just about right in my books. And as for your comments re squirty cream - you bad, bad man. Go to my room :innocent:

:bouncy:


EDIT: and then i spotted the pliers...

Oh don\'t be frightened.....I have special pink, fluffy molegrips for \'friends\'

@Finn - Pistachio? Hmmm....don\'t you find the nuts get in the way ???

 

[supervike]

let me get this straight....

Finn, you\'d prefer Johnny Depp ONLY if he has Pistachio Haagen Daz?

??????

Or is it just the Haagen Daz?

 

[dauber22]

Squirty creme is for the lazy & unimaginative...

I muchly prefer :

Honey
Hot Fudge (not TOO hot of course)
Chocolate Syrup
Nutella
Carmel Sauce

You can always add a feww dabs of whippy creme for effect
:innocent::innocent::innocent::innocent::innocent:

 

[tooshy]

Dauber
Finn, you\'d prefer Johnny Depp ONLY if he has Pistachio Haagen Daz?

ROTFL lol lol lol lol

It\'s always the quiet ones... come to think of it, Mr Finn isn\'t that quiet.... :]

 

[tooshy]

Actually....

I hate squirty cream and I really don\'t know how that element got into my dream. BUT, I\'m not exactly going to say \"Sorry Johnny, but the cream has to go!\" I\'d suffer in silence...well, maybe a few groans here and there

@Dauber - blimey, I always wondered where your name came from: official dictionary explanation..... To apply with quick or crude strokes: for example \"he daubed her body with cream.... lol

 

[finn17]

Well....that\'s a cross every man has to carry

Originally posted by tooshy
@Finn - Hmmm....don\'t you find the nuts get in the way ???

Always, but tight underwear helps:flip:

 

[dauber22]

Originally posted by tooshy
@Dauber - blimey, I always wondered where your name came from: official dictionary explanation..... To apply with quick or crude strokes: for example \"he daubed her body with cream.... lol

Crude! CRUDE! I resent that part! Uninhibited, unrestrained, enthusiastic - maybe, but \"crude\"! Never!!!!

 

[finn17]

As you are aware...I am a fully signed-up lesbian...

Originally posted by supervike
Finn, you\'d prefer Johnny Depp ONLY if he has Pistachio Haagen Daz?

??????

Or is it just the Haagen Daz?

So I don\'t find Mr Depp attractive at all...Not even Haagen Das would tempt me...

Lager however...Now we are talking

 

[tooshy]

The great book never lies....

Originally posted by dauber22

Originally posted by tooshy
@Dauber - blimey, I always wondered where your name came from: official dictionary explanation..... To apply with quick or crude strokes: for example \"he daubed her body with cream.... lol

Crude! CRUDE! I resent that part! Uninhibited, unrestrained, enthusiastic - maybe, but \"crude\"! Never!!!!

Hmmm.....me thinksths I hit a sthore sthpot

 

[dauber22]

Notice I didn\'t dispute teh \"quick\" part
But I\'m patient! Very, very patient! :]

 

[tooshy]

Originally posted by dauber22
Notice I didn\'t dispute teh \"quick\" part
But I\'m patient! Very, very patient! :]

Ah...a man after my own heart