Just a little humor poll
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syco-pyro
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have you ever seen a bat fly? its weird they kinda hop through the air chasing the
key chain monkey\'s while all the while managing to stay afloat! i\'ll to you what man, if i had a big ol\' tupay id just cook it up and wrangle a horny toad all the way to delaware. but dont think that those \"greys\" as they call arent inside the computer in front of you right now watchin ya. i seen a black octonitron once!
key chain monkey\'s while all the while managing to stay afloat! i\'ll to you what man, if i had a big ol\' tupay id just cook it up and wrangle a horny toad all the way to delaware. but dont think that those \"greys\" as they call arent inside the computer in front of you right now watchin ya. i seen a black octonitron once!
Hmmmmm...thats a tough one.......I\'d have to say......EVERY TOPIC HERE!!!!!!! Well, not every topic, but anything that isn\'t a specific question gets railroaded into a meaningless morass of crude humour and nonsensical chatter...............This topic is boring me....I like ice cream, how \'bout you? *slaps wrist* must....stick...to...original....topic...
Unfortunately, I don\'t have the memory to think of anything in particular.....
Unfortunately, I don\'t have the memory to think of anything in particular.....
DennisMech
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well most of the ones I\'ve seen are in those massivly bloated topics that spawn running jokes and little arguments and such.
ZaPhOd
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Fish
I caught this fish once. It had big lips. Big, wet, blubbery lips... it lay there, gasping for air through it\'s dried out gills, blubbery lips pursing and unpursing... A spasmodic flop... more bubbling. A swift downward swing of the hatchet ended it\'s suffering mercifully.
This story is, of course, not true. In fact, it isn\'t worth a pair of Dingoes kidneys.
I caught this fish once. It had big lips. Big, wet, blubbery lips... it lay there, gasping for air through it\'s dried out gills, blubbery lips pursing and unpursing... A spasmodic flop... more bubbling. A swift downward swing of the hatchet ended it\'s suffering mercifully.
This story is, of course, not true. In fact, it isn\'t worth a pair of Dingoes kidneys.
DennisMech
New member
You mean the fabled dingo\'s kidneys!? The ones that can fetch up to 3 million on the open market!?
No, not the open market, the farmers market, where you can find such delights as the square root of kidney pi, or the famous flying rabbits of Kathmandu.......In response to my own comment, I too, love ice cream.....cool, refreshing strawberry ice cream. Although, I do love lime sherbert, which isn\'t ice cream, so I don\'t know why I\'m mentionin\' it.........What was the topic again?
ZaPhOd
Super Moderator
Bah
I was talking about Mr. Spock\'s green hue blood not being able to be used by ANY other member of the crew of the Enterprise. In fact, th eonly person in the entire quadrant that could even think about using it was his dad, but then it didn\'t much matter anyhow. I always thought Sarek was a double Agent for the the Romulans, and after watching \"Balance of Terror\", you will have to agree
The fish was really just a red herring...
I was talking about Mr. Spock\'s green hue blood not being able to be used by ANY other member of the crew of the Enterprise. In fact, th eonly person in the entire quadrant that could even think about using it was his dad, but then it didn\'t much matter anyhow. I always thought Sarek was a double Agent for the the Romulans, and after watching \"Balance of Terror\", you will have to agree
The fish was really just a red herring...
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klute_in_the_valute
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I prefer rainbow trout to red herring.Which reminds me of when I got my head stuck in the handrails of the slide at our local park.My mother called the fire brigade who came to release me.I was crying like a bitch on rag week watching Lassie films.
Now that Lassie sure is something, when the dog barks and thinks I\'ve got to take a sh**, that little kid always thinks it\'s something else, like \"whatchoo say bitch?! Timmy\'s head is on fire?\" And then the episode begins.
P.S. Lassie is the only dog I don\'t actually like
(this topic is really getting the off-topic award this way
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Grumbold Ironbrow
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On topic post????
A more appropriate question might be has there ever been a compldtely \"on topic\" subject here. I can\'t think of one....lol
Cheers,
Grumb
A more appropriate question might be has there ever been a compldtely \"on topic\" subject here. I can\'t think of one....lol
Cheers,
Grumb
