Just a quick hello

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uberdark

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Originally posted by Hinton
Originally posted by dauber22
Welcome to CMON, 5150. Enjoy your stay. Just a word of caution however: Trust none of the people above. None of them are at all whom they appear to be. Sean, HInton, and Onis Lair are all actually the same person, an inmate at the US military prison in Levinworth, Kansas. DaN is an escaped mental patient. Reverend is actually an internationally infamous terrorist and general rabble-rouser. Wiccanpony is actually a 14-year-old boy in Melbourne. And Supervioke is actually my evil twin brother who escaped from our attic a few years back. NO, no. Trust no one here. Save me. ONly trust me. I am the only trustworthy one here :duh: :yes:
WEll, um, anyways. Enjoy your stay. Watch your step while passing over the threshold.
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Curse you, dauber!

Well, if we\'re going to start spouting secrets, let me just dig out these pics I recently received of you, the goat and the two gallons of cottage cheese. lol

Originally posted by uberdark
*eerie weird eye thingy begins* look into my eyes..... paint mini\'s and lick your brush. pigment is good for the stomach. yeah thats right pick up the brush and put it in your mouth.... goood... yes.... all is well. *uberdark says with a silky voice*
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And don\'t listen to him. Brushlicking is the path to the dark side.
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Brushlicking does not concern you.. *shifts hand across the face of hinton in a familiar jedi-like hand swipe*
 
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Modderrhu

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Mad dogs and chihuahuas

Welcome 5150. Now, if you will, please ignore the idiocy of our fellow mini painters. It\'s all a ruse to get people to leave them alone. Rather like a small dog barking to make itself appear bigger and scarier. You know how it is, flash a little bit of fang, froth at the mouth, and everyone thinks you\'re dangerous. It\'s the \'little dog\' syndrome, and they\'re all over-compensating for something... :D

Except forr supervike and dauber22. We\'re still convinced they are one and the same person.
 
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Highbulp Billy

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The first rule of CMON is trust none of the above :rolleyes:

The second rule of CMON is trust none of the below either ;)

As for the one in the middle, well I\'ll leave you to make you\'re own mind up there :D

Anyway, welcome to the real world - please leave your sanity at the door (along with your entrance fee, PM me for where to send the cash ;) )

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Thecadian

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hi,
and unlike the rest of these mentally unstable loonies/coffin dodgers i will NOT say anythong crazy

oh and brush licking IS the way forward.

james:beer:
 
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Onis Lair

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Onis Lair are all actually the same person, an inmate at the US military prison in Levinworth, Kansas.
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That is a filthy lie Dauber! I was transfered to the federal maximum security prison in Marion Illinois and you know that. After all you baked me those cookies with rat poison and razor blades.
 
Avelorn

Avelorn

Sven Jonsson
Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Originally posted by Thecadian
hi,
and unlike the rest of these mentally unstable loonies/coffin dodgers i will NOT say anythong crazy...

james:beer:
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At least not intentionally :p
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Freud would have a great moment! lol
 
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Torn blue sky

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I would have welcomed you earlier, but I\'ve been liberating the monkeys from Smithkleine ( I DO NOT STEAL MONKEYS!).

They make worthy additions to my legion, especialy the new start. He was testing mind enhancing tech, alas I couldnt\' quite remove all the machinery...He\'s called sparky. He\'s a good monkey when you get over the bouts af casual violence and his unquenchable crack habbit. But he could win the national spelling bee.

He\'s curenty in charge of the \"shakespeare\" project...
 
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Torn blue sky

New member
Lies

I gave them ALL typewriters
and not a WORD of pride and prejudice do I see!

Iv\'e had Romeo and Juliet, hamlet and Macbeth...and a bit of Burns
 
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5150

New member
Well guys... I\'ve uploaded my first ever miniature... a free monkey and a paper bag (for the monkey) to all comments left. Personally I hate monkeys, as they say, \'I hate every chimp I see from chimpan a to chimpan z\'. Plagiarism rules !!:]
 
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uberdark

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AVELORN QUICK WHILE HE\'S BUSY grab 5150 and force his brush into his mouth!!! that\'s it 5150 you know you want to lick your brush.

*mewling sounds fade into distance.*
 
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5150

New member
Lick it? No. Suck it? Now were are talking. Personally my main kick is airbrushing without a mask, forget what colour you put on last night? Just blow your nose and PRESTO instant answer.:bouncy:
 
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uberdark

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o.k. a spider monkey... then ... but only a half dead.. you will have to nurse it back to health with your teat.

man i have so been looking for an excuse to say teat. woohoo.. i used it twice!

:D
 
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