Just for fun...The Trilogy

[Evil Dave]

\"I swear, baby, together we\'ll get those damned squirrels.\"

 

[Torn blue sky]

\"It\'s ok ,shhhh, we\'re both just animals. It\'s what we do baby\"

 

[Undave]

The simmian assassin thought of the grisly deeds he would perform that night as he silently choked the life out of the Squirrel guard dog

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Having heard so many interesting tales about dogging, Charlie was eager to give it a go!

 

[Sand Rat]

The Precious is ours!!!!

 

[EArkham]

Everyone knew the famous Three Wise Monkeys -- See No Evil, Hear No Evil, and Speak No Evil -- but only slighly less famous was Shizaru and his slogan to live by, \"You Can Not Shave by Using a Dull Puppy\"

Kep

 

[Torn blue sky]

lol lol That was good

 

[mattrock]

Originally posted by Evil Dave

\"In other news, the adorable little monkey, \"George\" was jailed today on charges that he sexually assaulted a fellow citizen. His victim, seen here and as of yet only known as *-*-N-G-O tells reporters that during the assault, he kept talking about sating his curiosity.

The only witness to the crime, one Ahmed, knows the family of the perpetrator and can\'t believe this could have ever happened in his neighborhood. \"The man in the yellow hat is going to be devastated\" according to reports Ahmed gave reporters. Back to you EvilDave.

 

[Evil Dave]

That was Great.lollol

 

[supervike]

Nice one guys!!

I was really L.O.Ling, not just emoticoning it!!

 

[mattrock]

I\'m loving these threads. Keeps me entertained at work and gets my brain going too. Only downside is the odd looks I\'m getting for lauhing while looking at my \"financials\" on the computer.

 

[Thunderhawker]

In other news, Dan Spivey reports on a wreck of a superglue tanker and a zipkicker truck colliding at the Westchester Zoo.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Ringo was an ex military Monkey...The owners confessed, in hindsight, they probably shouldn\'t have called the dog \'Charlie\'

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Originally posted by Evil Dave

Let me show you what having thumbs is all about....

 

[Talion]

Monkey - \"Bingo stay with me man\"

Dog - \"Squirrel..s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s............\"

Monkey - \"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\"

 

[squig hunter]

[ahhnoldvoice] Yes, the dog\'s had made a foolish decision when they had decided to join the ranks of the squirrel army thought the monkey as he choked the dog, a foolish choice indeed... [/ahhnoldvoice]

Squig

 

[DaN]

I\'m not getting the squirrels references...
Is this an American thing...?

My caption:
\"HMV dog caught in steamy love-session with PG tips star\"

 

[Roger Bunting]

Where have you been, Dan? The squirrel thing is because of the Monkeys vs. Squirrels war.

 

[Torn blue sky]

The dog obviously didn\'t understand how heavenly the fart was...The monkey would MAKE him understand!