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<pre class="joke">Q: How many company biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?<br />A: Four; one to write the proposal, one to design the bulb-changer, one to<br /> design the bulb-fetcher, and one to design the bulb.<br />Q: How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?<br />A: One; he designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one and<br /> screw itself in.<br />Q: How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?<br />A: Only one, but it takes eight million years.<br /><br />From: mjenson#NoSpam.silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Mike Jenson)<br /><br />Q:How many fruit flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?<br />A:None. Fruit flies don't screw in light bulbs they screw in fruit</pre><pre class="joke">&nbsp;</pre><pre class="joke">I never understoof why it has to be French Biochemists and not any other but here it goes</pre><pre class="joke">From: &quot;robert portice&quot; &lt;brandonp#NoSpam.ptd.net&gt;<br /><br />what did the french biochemist do with his twins? he baptised one and<br />saved the other for a control<br />&nbsp;</pre>
 
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