Kendo Grizzly (kung fu panda part two..)

Avelorn

Sven Jonsson
I say it's a lot of pretty showing off and few tricks that would actually work in a real fight!

..this bear means business though:

 

Lyuun

New member
damn... that bear would'a beaten me outright... in it doesn't even have opposable thumbs! son of a dog of the female persuasion...
 

BPI

New member
So near, yet so far with that Polar Bear. Just one more chainsaw mounted on his head & he'd be a worthy zombie slayer, as it is, meh! Must try harder :D

Cheers, B.
 

Torn blue sky

New member
I say it's a lot of pretty showing off and few tricks that would actually work in a real fight!

Yeah, when i'm in a good scrap, I like to stop and chew my foot. It really puts the shits up my opponent!
Chewing Bear Style VS Foetal Stance. Works every time!
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
Yeah, when I'm in a good scrap, I like to stop and chew my foot. It really puts the shits up my opponent!
Chewing Bear Style VS Foetal Stance. Works every time!
Personally I prefer one of two styles:
1: Throw Paul (the Bootie) at them,
2: Use a two by four and the tried and trusted technology of Run Like F***.
 

Torn blue sky

New member
Using a two by four in the "OMFG! What's that over there" stance gives you the element of surprise.
Anyone that falls for this, that can plainly see you're carrying a hefty bit of lumber ,deserves to be smacked...Feeling righteous free of guilt, aw yeah.

"Officer,i'm innocent, this man was clearly a victim of his own idiocy!"
 
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