Look at the bones!!!

[Evil Dave]

They needed a holy handgrenade.

 

[freakinacage]

awesome!!

 

[matty1001]

lol I wonder if they got the SWAT teams in, snipers on the roof that type of thing lol

 

[darthfoley]

If she\'d been armed, it never would have happened.

:innocent:

 

[supervike]

You all laugh, but increasingly animal attacks are on the rise.

The Monkeys started it, and are organizing the rest.

They are coming.

 

[misterjustin]

And the Irish fish. Beware the fish!

I\'m sure you\'ve all heard the saying, \"God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.\"

Isn\'t it clear?!!?

IRISH FISH DON\'T DRINK WHISKEY!

Beware.







Beware.

 

[uberdark]

ok i seriously cant stop laughing while i type. so lol. anyhow this is just too much. and we all know its not teh monkeys but the squirrels instead. not to mention the air speed of a swallow.

was that african or european.

 

[StarFyre]

poor bunny

Sanjay

 

[Infidel Castro]

See, I told you!

 

[Dammekkos2]

FORCED to kill. Yeah, they were in fear for their lives. Them or it...not.

 

[Evil Dave]

Originally posted by Dammekkos2
FORCED to kill. Yeah, they were in fear for their lives. Them or it...not.

Yeah, I\'d say they were forced to kill it. If an animal like this suddenly goes crazy, and attacks someone, biting them, the safest course is to shoot the creature and have it tested for communicable diseases, such as rabies.

 

[DaN]

Niederwimmer doubts there will be complaints from animal protection agencies. \"Definitely not,\" he said. \"The hare had already bitten someone. Just imagine if there had been a small child playing in the yard.\"

Wouldn\'t the easiest thing to do have been simply to kick it in the face really hard?
(Sorry Bill)

Incidentally - according to British law, animals can only be executed by a trained police marksman with a rifle - not pistol.

So, maybe there were snipers Matty

 

[Infidel Castro]

Originally posted by DaN

Incidentally - according to British law, animals can only be executed by a trained police marksman with a rifle - not pistol.

So, maybe there were snipers Matty

I learn new stuff about this place every single day. Wow!

 

[finn17]

Hares are ace...

I was once a hunter/poacher etc and I would never, ever shoot a hare. I would happily strangle rabbits all day long, but hares are special:innocent:

Believe me..it\'s true...

Look them up!!!

 

[matty1001]

Originally posted by DaN
So, maybe there were snipers Matty

I just keep remembering an oldish hayfever advert, where the woman sneezes and an entire takedown force arrives with a box of tablets - only with a hare lol

 

[No Such Agency]

FEAR THE CTHULHU-RABBIT!

 

[DaN]

hehe - just remembered a weird flash cartoon over at www.newgrounds.com :

Cutehulhu lol

 

[Bill]

lol I preferred the headline about the polar bear: Cute Knut.

There was a story in Leicester\'s retarded local newpaper \"Police Kill Giant Rat\" - apparently some half-blind 95 year old woman woke up to find a rat on her bed, and it had been living out of the dog bowl. Two police officers were hailed as heroes for catching it under a towel and hitting it with a shovel. It was a bit pathetic really because it was only half the size of a cat - I\'d been hoping it was one of those giant Malaysian ones that tourists mistake for cats and adopt, and then eat their dogs when they come home lol

 

[Sigmork]

Originally posted by Bill
tourists mistake for cats and adopt, and then eat their dogs when they come home lol

What the owners eat the dogs, or the rats? ??????lollol

 

[Bill]

Originally posted by Sigmork

Originally posted by Bill
tourists mistake for cats and adopt, and then eat their dogs when they come home lol

What the owners eat the dogs, or the rats? ??????lollol

They bring the rat back to their house, go out for a day then return to find the rat has eaten their poodle. True story :]

*edit* my mistake - it was in Gambia