Mad Chrispy\'s Barn of Total Bargin Madness!

[Chrispy]

(Puts on a 20 gallon hat and fake East Texan Drawl)

YYYYEEEEEEHAAAAA!!! Howdy Folks!! I\'m Mad Chrispy and I am Here to sell YOU a better used miniature! Tha\'s riaght! At Mad Chrispy\'s Barn of Total Bargin Madness we put YOU, the customer first with our wide selection of slightly used minis!! Cm\'on down and see our selection, we\'ve got:

Empire

Archaon

Tyranids

Tau

Orks

Dark Eldar

Eldar

And did we mention:

Inquisition!

Inquisition!

Inquisition!

INQUISITION!!

Why, check out this \'lil number right here! Why, it only has 200 kills to it\'s credit! And just look at the great shape it\'s in (kicks treads, back bumper falls off).. Umm..... Did I mention our great in house repair and customizing?

Remember that\'s Mad Chrispy\'s Barn Of Total Bargin Madness! Right down the virtual street passed the Wash N\' Save!!

(Camera pulls back, Jane Doe Fluorishes the Sign with random lightbulbs buzzing and unlit)

Cm\'on down, ya hear?!?!

(Later, at the clinic:
\"So, how long has he been like this?\"
\"All his life, I\'m afraid, but THIS started the night he sold all his stuff on eBay.\"
Chrispy appears at the window in straightjacket:
\"Don\'t eat the Red Ones... FISH!!! LeMoNsssszzz!!!!!\")

:bouncy:

 

[finn17]

Ahem...

Certain of them are in my \'watch\' list

 

[Chrispy]

Hmmm.. I had all of these items up at once, and used a kind of system.. I think I lower the price a bit, as the Inquisitor\'s aren\'t selling.. I think I\'d be happy with $25 for one, a little higher for the Inq. with Servo Skulls..

 

[Legacy Account]

@ Duende:
Hey, if you don\'t like the prices, you don\'t have to bid! 10 bucks (about six quid) isn\'t bad at all to ship to Blighty! I\'ve got my eye on that Inquisitor.....

 

[Chrispy]

There\'s unreasonable offers, than there\'s idiots.. I just got an offer for $20 for the whole Ork army.....
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I\'m weird, not stupid.

 

[Sturmhalo]

I thought that Tau battlesuit was supposed to be stripped of paint?!



It\'s got more paint than Dulux!

lol

 

[praetorian0_1]

Its my Birthday tommorow and it would be sooo sweet to win that dark eldar auction- I\'ve been after raiders forever on ebay and never seem to win:bouncy:
This times gonna be the charm

 

[Legacy Account]

YEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

I got my dang Inquisitor today boy, and he is miiiiiighty purdy...... That Chrispy is one stand-up kinda guy