MagicK: The Summoning

[Felon]

I doth practition those arts of olde ye bretheren and sisters, yea, the summoning of devils and demons and unspeakable things, whose names only the wisest of the wise possess, and I doth maketh pacts with forsooth things spoken of before, and I doth provoke manifold curses upon my enemies as such, and do but wrought only the most blackest of all magick to be casted upon my foes to bring them down in the most abject misery. I doth cast those wickedest of fiery darts, yea, hurled direct from the hands of the servant of hell itself, who born upon it\'s breasts doth my tempest bringeth forth earthquakes and the storms.

I am Abaddon, I am Apollyon, and in my hand holdeth the keys of Hades and Tarturus, to unleash hell upon this world.

 

[Undave]

Uuuuuuum...kay... Was there a point to any of that or was it just like doomsday spam? lol

 

[mattrock]

You\'re doing it wrong!!

 

[lizcam]

??????????


Hath I stumble-ed into the halls of......

F*#$ it.


?????????????

 

[Thunderhawker]

And the same to you and your family!

 

[AinuLainour]

Originally posted by Felon
I am Abaddon, I am Apollyon...

Well, you can\'t be two people, now can you?

 

[wiccanpony]

amateur :beer:

 

[Yramrag]

Originally posted by AinuLainour

Originally posted by Felon
I am Abaddon, I am Apollyon...

Well, you can\'t be two people, now can you?

Well he/she could have Disassociative Identity Disorder and suffered some form of shock just after writing the first name and gone onto one of the other personalities.

 

[Thunderhawker]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
amateur :beer:

ROFL!!!:beer::beer::drunk:

 

[Primeval]

This made me think of that Damon Wayans character from \"In Living Color\" that always used big words wrong:

Another person who doesn\'t have any idea what he is saying

 

[BarstoolProphet]

For the \'Olde English Impaired\':

Magic: The Summoning

Hi there, boys and girls. I practice \'those\' arts. You know. Summoning of devils, demons, and other unspeakable things best not named. I make deals with them and curse my enemies. I save the worst of them for people who snipe my minis. You know. Fire, horrible misery. So, you know, save yourself a lot of fire and horrible misery by not sniping my minis.
In case you couldn\'t tell, I\'m a little crazy. I\'m going to the basement to burn things, now.


(That\'s as close as I could get. The translation may not be perfect.)

 

[airhead]

And may God bless you, too.
:]

 

[mud duck]

And many the blessings of Bob be upon you.

 

[airhead]

Another example of why we should not drink or do drugs and post.

 

[Evil Dave]

Originally posted by Felon
I doth practition those arts of olde ye bretheren and sisters, yea, the summoning of devils and demons and unspeakable things, whose names only the wisest of the wise possess, and I doth maketh pacts with forsooth things spoken of before, and I doth provoke manifold curses upon my enemies as such, and do but wrought only the most blackest of all magick to be casted upon my foes to bring them down in the most abject misery. I doth cast those wickedest of fiery darts, yea, hurled direct from the hands of the servant of hell itself, who born upon it\'s breasts doth my tempest bringeth forth earthquakes and the storms.

I am Abaddon, I am Apollyon, and in my hand holdeth the keys of Hades and Tarturus, to unleash hell upon this world.

Bring it. I\'ve dealt with the worst evils of all time, the IRS, the DMV and mother-in-laws. lol

 

[Jike Ichi]

Orginal gepostet von Evil Dave

Originally posted by Felon
I doth practition those arts of olde ye bretheren and sisters, yea, the summoning of devils and demons and unspeakable things, whose names only the wisest of the wise possess, and I doth maketh pacts with forsooth things spoken of before, and I doth provoke manifold curses upon my enemies as such, and do but wrought only the most blackest of all magick to be casted upon my foes to bring them down in the most abject misery. I doth cast those wickedest of fiery darts, yea, hurled direct from the hands of the servant of hell itself, who born upon it\'s breasts doth my tempest bringeth forth earthquakes and the storms.

I am Abaddon, I am Apollyon, and in my hand holdeth the keys of Hades and Tarturus, to unleash hell upon this world.

Bring it. I\'ve dealt with the worst evils of all time, the IRS, the DMV and mother-in-laws. lol

lol Don\'t forget Dads-in-Law!

 

[Thunderhawker]

Look what you did to my cookie!

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by BarstoolProphet
For the \'Olde English Impaired\':

Magic: The Summoning

Hi there, boys and girls. I practice \'those\' arts. You know. Summoning of devils, demons, and other unspeakable things best not named. I make deals with them and curse my enemies. I save the worst of them for people who snipe my minis. You know. Fire, horrible misery. So, you know, save yourself a lot of fire and horrible misery by not sniping my minis.
In case you couldn\'t tell, I\'m a little crazy. I\'m going to the basement to burn things, now.


(That\'s as close as I could get. The translation may not be perfect.)

Oh.



OK.




Still.....??????????

 

[Sand Rat]

Dude, I used to work military logistics - thy ancient spellery meaneth nothing when compaired with what we used to do.

 

[Dragonsreach]

Wot?


Sheesh go away for a day and see what happens.