Mancave\'s First Annual Pantomime

Torn blue sky

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I try! but every time I try to put the key in the keyhole I just swing back in!

Maybe if I just put a chair against it or something....
 

lizcam

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??? ??? ???

Um.....Thanks TBS.....I guess.

Billy? Um we have a room? What are we going to do with a room? Just how much DID I drink in the freak bar last night? ??? :eek: ???
 

lizcam

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Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Noooooo! I\'ve been shunned! :~(

Come on in Roger! Theres room for everyone! I figure we need a place away from the freak bar where we can watch \"footie\" and do all those socially un acceptable things we don\'t do in the freak bar/ Consider this your mates flat and your here for the big game. Talk girls, lite up, look at the girlie mags, sit around in your underwear. Us girls have a place in the back where we can have tupperware parties and have male strippers over. Enjoy!

Hope you don\'t mind Billy! I guess I should have asked first
 

THuff

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Originally posted by lizcam
I figure we need a place away from the freak bar where we can watch \"footie\" and do all those socially un acceptable things we don\'t do in the freak bar

There are things you don\'t do in the Freak Bar?!?!? I didn\'t think that was possible. :eek:
 

lizcam

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Sure. The freak bar is a.....bar. This is someones living room. You order pizza, drink beer, watch the game. argue about the score and ruin my furniture. I provide pizza sandwiches, lots of rolled eyes and the general back ground maintainence that you guys take for granted when the game is on. There\'s an extensive collection of male reading material and a good video collection.

So in essence this is where you go to discuss the game, porn and the latest video releases. The bar is where you go to get drunk, watch strippers, meet up for that illicite affair and visit Wiccanpony in the basement.

For the women we have a seperate room where we discuss girly things I\'m not allowed to let you men know about.

Consider this the man cave. All leather recliners and beer. Like your dorm in college. If TBS is going to give away rooms everyone might as well benefit from it! Cheers boys!:beer::beer::beer::drunk::drunk::drunk::twisted::twisted::twisted:
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:rolleyes:College dorms...........having seen a few in my time, don’t ever and I repeat “ever” look under the bed, besides the open entrance to Hell’s Gate, the dirty underwear will attack if disturbed. (this being the men\'s dorms, the women\'s have extra feminine hygiene products under their beds.)
 

Modderrhu

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Billy\'s and lizcam\'s private room. And look at all the visitors to their private room. Can\'t the dodgy lot of you give them their privacy?!?

Uhm, TBS, The decor sucks, by the by.
 

Highbulp Billy

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Originally posted by Modderrhu
Billy\'s and lizcam\'s private room. And look at all the visitors to their private room. Can\'t the dodgy lot of you give them their privacy?!?

Uhm, TBS, The decor sucks, by the by.
Yeah, we\'ll work on the interior decorating over the rest of the week I think. I thought we\'d go with the mancave theme and try neolithic stone-cladding and cave paintings with a fire pit centre pice. Of course, the wide screen digital HD tv with surround sound is already in place along with separate dedicated screens for the PS3, Wii and Sega Master System (for those retro moments). Any other thoughts, feel free to chip in - TBS is footing the bill ;)
 

lizcam

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Originally posted by Roger Bunting
I don\'t drink but there needs to be a fridge for the cans. We could have one by each chair.

The bar area has several taps. One for Guinness for all you Brits and one for Coors for all those American boys. There are a couple of others that I haven\'t dedicated yet because I don\'t know all the drinks people would want on tap.

And I think 3 Big screen TVs and the whole set up might be a good idea in case there\'s more than one game on at a time.

And a snack station complete with chips & dip, party mix, popcorn and pork rinds. Feel free to add whatever else you think of. I in no way am an expert on snack foods. Chocolate? That\'s another story.

There\'s a large fridge for sodas and non-tap beers and a supply of beer mugs with all the teams names on them. There\'s hard booze too for when your team loses. And a servo-bot who cleans up any spills you might have and fetches drinks and things. You may have to work on her wiring tho. She\'s a bit twitchy at times.
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:eek: My! Stars!! those had better be cyber calories ...... will there be servants to roll everyone to and from the bathroom...... I think my butt just jumped up two sizes.!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
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