Decisions, decisions
Goodness gracious. I should have realized that taking the afternoon off from working on expansion of my miniature empire, to instead work on the business of law, was not the best use of royal resources or my limited energy (these days).
I am mightily impressed with the plethora of interested parties and the certainly impressive pedigrees of the appliicants for the position as my Consort.
Where to begin?
I was well impressed with the thorough letter of inquiry from MPJ in Nova Scotia. That\'s a chilly neighborhood, I hear, perhaps he\'d relocate. Dear MPJ, how do you feel about the US? Also, you do not have a single Golden Demon. Hmmm, this is troublesome, but perhaps by showing such an otherwise fine match we\'d make wherein, we\'ll catch the conscience of the queen?
You do have the ba-ZILLION and
one miniatures, so we could combine our fortunes. I am ***so*** the believer in arranged marriages of state, at least where the alliances suit my political purposes.
Tell me more about your mother. Is she well these days?
Now, Beowulf the Hunter, ....you saucy rascal. Anyone one with a name like that has the advantage of a clever Title. Do you go by \"Sir Beowulf\", \"Beo\", \"Wulf\", \"BW\" or \"Mr. Hunter\"? .. I should probably be told so I can follow protocol for any public appearances we might do.
Also, I love it when I get the men to go down on their knees for me. Perhaps that\'s why I became a lawyer. The nest egg and sizable collection sound intriguing. But you are merely a child at 29? I would be robbing the cradle and I certainly ..... ....Oh, hell\'s bells, I only live once. Twenty-nine is fine. You\'re definitely in the top dozen.
I\'ll need credit checks done on both of you. (It\'s only a formality. Don\'t be alarmed.) To that end, could you please PIM me your SS# (or the equivalent), your ebay and paypal passwords?
Also, I should check your references. Three should do. MPJ, you can use your wife as one, although if you have 3 children with her then, as they say, it\'s
res ipsa loquitor in that department.
I\'m truly looking forward to the interview portion the search to fill this position.
Photos would be nice and help in these kinds of situations. Send me photos of your miniatures, please.