Donna\'s big stick...
@MPJ: If you so enjoy being beaten with a big stick, be sure to let the wifey know. You\'ll get all the beating you can take, and more. Probably much more.
@TBS: Show me that stalker! You just show \'im to me! I\'ll apply that big stick to \'im so \'e won\'t sit for a month.

Two stalkers in the bush make too much noise.
@Fizl: Oh brother, I can see we have to start all over again, so...
\" \'ullo gorgeous! Wot\'s your sign, gorgeous? Me an\' my mate over there, that funny-looking scottish bloke, was just wunderin\' what a pretty girl, like you, was doing in a place like this.\"
\"Cor blimey! Wot you have to go and put your \'eel through me foot for?!? Was jus\' bein\' all friendly-like!!!\"