JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
Actually it went like this...Originally posted by Trevor
I believe it goes like this...
GF: rolls eyes...
After several spending trips to the gaming store my g/f queried me about how many minis I had bought recently and if I had painted any of them.
(Enter my non-working brain -NWB-)
Me: You should see the ones I have painted!
*NWB:impress her...you should show her your painting dunge..err...room*
Me:Want to see?!
GF: Sure!
-I open the door to my office/workroom-
Scene:
Desk (barely recognizable as anything other than flat surface) Covered with projects in various stages of completion.
Shelving/drawer units, packed with minis, bitz, scenery, bits, tools, etc.
Shelves of painted minis, a table where at the time were 14 commissions in queue for completion. A table with completed commissions, and a display case of an even dozen armies.
And there were also several \"coffee\" tables with reference materials and paint pots.
Me: Come over here, I\'ll show you!
*NWB: ingore the look of terror on her face*
GF: Is all this for your commissions?
Me: Naw, most of this is mine, the stuff on the big tables is the commissioned stuff...
GF: oh...
Me: see? this is the one I bought last week, it\'s almost finished!
GF: are you ever gonna paint all these?
*NWB: WARNING !!! Trick question!!!
Me: Oh, um...er...yeah, of course!
GF: Well now that I\'m moving my stuff in you\'ll have to get some of the stuff from upstairs and keep it in here too.
Me: Yeah, sure sure
*NWB: TOO LATE!! You\'re TOAST!!
GF: How about we make it a rule?
Me: Make what a rule?
*NWB: IDIOT!! You\'re sunk!!
GF: That you don\'t get anymore until you paint the ones you have?
*NWB: OH NO!!! She\'s got that \"you better agree with me if you ever want sex again\" Look!!
Me: oh..uh...mmm...well-ll....*ahem* ???
GF: good! Ohh what are these ones called?
...and the rest is history.
Long story...but she\'s really no that bad, as long as I don\'t leave my door open.