*Mosch comes in, flour in his bear and GW Blood Red poured all over his jacket. He starts to \"sing\", urging others to sing along*
We wish you a merry christmas
we wish you a merry christmas
we wish you a merry christmas
and a happy new year!
*takes a leaden miniature trumpet from his pocket and gives it to the next person beside him*
Ho ho ho, there you go!
*proceeds to give out presents that would cause you to kick the real Santa Claus right back up the chimney*