Military jokes

[Godlikebuthumble]

Now, the German Bundeswehr is separated into the Heer (Army proper), Luftwaffe (Air Force), and Marine (the Navy). Those should tell a lot...

In the Bundeswehr, we\'re all in the same Boat: the Navy provides the boat, the Army is rowing... the Air Force is waterskiing.

You can smell the different branches: the Navy smells of seawater, the Army smells of dirt-water, the Airforce... of eau de cologne....

 

[Itchy]

The time spent between going to MEPS (Military Entrance Processing Station) and shipping to active duty (yes, i\'m currently not a civilian, but also no active) is spent in the DEP (Delayed Entry Program). While a DEPer we do PT (Physical Training) and go over basic military knowledge and Naval history. i also live 4 miles away from Vandenberg Air Force Base.

Well, one day my recruiting officer\'s boss was in our station for a DEP meeting and asked us all why we joined the Navy. i shit you not, the guy right before me said, \"Well, i was thinking about joining the Air Force, but decided to join the military instead.\"lol

 

[Evil Dave]

Originally posted by Itchy
hehehe, ok. Actually, i might not see a boat. i hear they\'ve got a lot of the CTs in underground bunkers state side now a days.

Go sea duty first, if you can.
Go travel the world before you get bogged down with wife and kids.
Trust me, it\'s a life changing experience.

 

[mud_duck]

Yes Itchy, like Evil Dave said, travel the world now. the Goverment is paying for it. see the world for free. Plus heared a thing on the radio, if your on ship always check to see if they are paying you for the food. They shouldn\'t be, and can and will come back looking to get that money back:flame:

 

[Itchy]

Oh, i want to do field work. They told me it might not be possible because i have corrected vision, but that sounds like crap to me. And there\'s always short hops on subs when you\'re a CT so i\'m hoping i might get a pair of dolphins, plus that helps speed up promotion.

 

[Sand Rat]

Just remember where most of the intel weenies are these days - calling civilian contractors nuts!!!

 

[Shawn R. L.]

Ford was contracted to design a car for the marine corp. Heavy duty, armored, big engine. The little voice that usually says: \"check engine, fuel low, door ajar\", etc... now upon entering the vehicle says: \"your head is a jar\".