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So I wanted to do something to commemorate and seeing as it\'s been a while since we had a good quotes thread welcome to Einion\'s Annual Movie-Quotes Quiz 2009™
These are mostly from big films, with quite a few blockbusters, so there\'s a decent chance that a lot of you have heard most of these at least once but a few are from smaller films just to keep things interesting.
Now this is probably a futile request but please can we not use search engines? Just put in the ones you know... besides, due to extra-special effort on my end (and the help of a sizeable bribe for the folks in Google) it won\'t work with all of them anyway
I\'ve done my best to ensure these are all word-for-word perfect, while many of the quotes online are not accurate.
I\'ll start off with some crowdpleasers and things get a little harder from that point.
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Just the movie title will do, add the actor or character who says the line if you know it.
1. \"Your clothes: give them to me, now.\"
Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Terminator
2. \"You\'re gonna need a bigger boat.\"
Roy Scheider, Jaws
3. \"Um, he\'s sick. My best friend\'s sister\'s boyfriend\'s brother\'s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who\'s going with this girl...\"
Kristy Swanson, Ferris Bueller\'s Day Off
4. \"I\'ve got to get me one of these!!\"
Will Smith, Independence Day
5. \"What would you prefer, yellow spandex?\"
James Marsden, X-Men
6. \"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I\'m all out of bubblegum.\"
Roddy Piper, They Live
7. \"Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way so he won\'t be joining us for the rest of his life.\"
Alan Rickman, Die Hard
8. \"Now a question of etiquette: as I pass do I give you the ass or the crotch?\"
Brad Pitt, Fight Club
9. \"Give me sugar... in water.\"
Vincent D\'Onofrio, Men In Black
10. \"If you don\'t let me gut out this house and make it my own I will go insane and I will take you with me!\"
Catherine O\'Hara, Beetle Juice
11. \"Haha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous, is never get involved in a land war in Asia. But only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line...\"
Wallace Shawn, The Princess Bride
12. \"Oh, I\'m sorry, did I break your concentration?\"
Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction
13. \"Rules? In a knife fight?\"
Ted Cassidy, Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid
14. \"Hey, want to introduce you to a personal friend of mine: this is an M41A pulse rifle... feel the weight.\"
Technical specs withheld for security reasons
Michael Biehn, Aliens
15. \"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.\"
Jesse Ventura, Predator
16. \"Yes they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!\"
Samuel L. Jackson, A Time To Kill
17. \"An-al nathrak, urthvass bethud...\"
Nichol Williamson, Excalibur
18. \"Here we go: AK-47, the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room; accept no substitutes.\"
Samuel L. Jackson, Jackie Brown
19. \"Yes, it\'s true - this man has no dick.\"
Bill Murray, Ghostbusters
20. \"The first night\'s the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you; and when they put you in that cell, and those bars slam home, that\'s when you know it\'s for real. Whole life blown away in the blink of an eye; nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it.\"
Morgan Freeman, The Shawshank Redemption
21. \"Doctor, I\'m takin\' your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you: I will get very choked up; honestly, there could be tears.\"
Nathan Fillion, Serenity
22. \"Like I told my last wife, I says, \'Honey, I never drive faster than I can see.\' Besides that it\'s all in the reflexes.\"
Kurt Russell, Big Trouble In Little China
23. \"Roger Huston; and the monkey flips the switch.\"
Matt LeBlanc, Lost In Space
24. \"You\'re going to regret this the rest of your life. Both seconds of it.\"
Sylvester Stallone, Demolition Man
25. \"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.\"
Wesley Snipes, Blade
26. \"Hey fellas! Mickey O\'Brien, Aqueduct Security. Hey listen, we had a report of a guy coming through here with eight reindeer.\" <bang> <bang> <ping> \"Yeah, they said he was a jolly old fat guy with a snowy-white beard.\"
Bruce Willis, Die Hard: With A Vengeance
27. \"You touch me, he dies. You\'re not in the air in 30 seconds, he dies. You come back in, he dies.\"
Frank Doubleday, Escape From New York
28. \"With all due respect sir, you\'re beginning to bore the hell outta me.\"
Clint Eastwood, Heartbreak Ridge
29. \"Don\'t you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts? Oh my God... I\'m too late!\"
Val Kilmer, Real Genius
30. \"Oh yeah, oooh, ahh; that\'s how it always starts. Then later there\'s running and... and screaming.\"
Jeff Goldblum, The Lost World: Jurassic Park
31. \"These are brand new, we just got them in. That\'s a good gun. You just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bomb to go; you can\'t miss.\"
Dick Miller, The Terminator
32. \"...she doesn\'t have bad dreams because she\'s just a piece of plastic.\"
Carrie Henn, Aliens
33. \"Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?\"
John Travolta. Broken Arrow
34. \"Buckle your seatbelt Dorothy, cos Kansas... is going bye-bye.\"
Joe Pantoliano, The Matrix
35. \"We know this. The Chinese know that we know, but we make believe that we don\'t know and the Chinese make believe that they believe that we don\'t know, but know that we know. Everybody knows.\"
Eric Bogosian, Under Seige 2: Dark Territory
36. \"You\'re supposed to be this big tough guy and look at you now, all back of the bus and shit.\"
Nick Chinlund, The Chronicles Of Riddick
37. \"It\'s a hell of a thing killin\' a man, you take away all he\'s got and all he\'s ever gonna have.\"
Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven
38. \"Sure, sure, it just happened - could happen to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife.\"
Bruce Willis, The Last Boy Scout
39. \"Thank you very much, I come here to give you a fuckin\' package and you decide to blow me shit? Like, like, like, like, like, like, like you\'re my idea of a dream come true, taking shit from a dildo with ears? You know when I was like five I said Dad, Dad, can I get a job where random fuckin\' shitheads blow me crap all day? I\'m going to break you in fuckin\' half and use your head as a ballpoint!\"
Bobcat Goldthwaite, Burglar
40. \"...not every situation calls for your patented approach of shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more and then when everybody\'s dead try to ask a question or two.\"
Kevin Kline, Wild Wild West
41. \"I mean, how big could it be?\"
Ron Perlman, Hellboy
42. \"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time I\'d rather not spend the rest of this winter tied to this fucking couch!!\"
Donald Moffat, The Thing
So, how good is your memory?
43. \"Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy.\"
Keith David, Men At Work
44. \"She smelled weird but we loved her anyway.\"
Kevin Costner, Field Of Dreams
45. \"You know, I\'ve had your wife\'s goulash a hundred times; always too much salt.\"
Jean-Claude Van Damme, Timecop
46. \"Oh man, shut your anorexic, malnutrition, tapeworm-having, overdosed, Dick Gregory, Bahamian, diet-drinking ass up. Leave me alone!\"
Wesley Snipes, White Men Can\'t Jump
47. \"What, you mean aside from the fiery entrance and the expansive wingspan?\"
Alan Rickman, Dogma
48. \"Right, right - somebody said alien, she thought they said \'illegal alien\' and signed up.\"
Bill Paxton, Aliens
49. \"All right, I\'ll go manicure my gloves!\"
Jodie Foster, Bugsy Malone
50. \"So if I asked you about art, you\'d probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him: life\'s work; political aspirations; him and the pope; sexual orientation; the whole works, right? But I\'ll bet you can\'t tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You\'ve never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling. Seen that.\"
Robin William, Good Will Hunting
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Einion
So I wanted to do something to commemorate and seeing as it\'s been a while since we had a good quotes thread welcome to Einion\'s Annual Movie-Quotes Quiz 2009™
These are mostly from big films, with quite a few blockbusters, so there\'s a decent chance that a lot of you have heard most of these at least once but a few are from smaller films just to keep things interesting.
Now this is probably a futile request but please can we not use search engines? Just put in the ones you know... besides, due to extra-special effort on my end (and the help of a sizeable bribe for the folks in Google) it won\'t work with all of them anyway
I\'ve done my best to ensure these are all word-for-word perfect, while many of the quotes online are not accurate. I\'ll start off with some crowdpleasers and things get a little harder from that point.
--------------------------------------------------------
Just the movie title will do, add the actor or character who says the line if you know it.
1. \"Your clothes: give them to me, now.\"
Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Terminator
2. \"You\'re gonna need a bigger boat.\"
Roy Scheider, Jaws
3. \"Um, he\'s sick. My best friend\'s sister\'s boyfriend\'s brother\'s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who\'s going with this girl...\"
Kristy Swanson, Ferris Bueller\'s Day Off
4. \"I\'ve got to get me one of these!!\"
Will Smith, Independence Day
5. \"What would you prefer, yellow spandex?\"
James Marsden, X-Men
6. \"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I\'m all out of bubblegum.\"
Roddy Piper, They Live
7. \"Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way so he won\'t be joining us for the rest of his life.\"
Alan Rickman, Die Hard
8. \"Now a question of etiquette: as I pass do I give you the ass or the crotch?\"
Brad Pitt, Fight Club
9. \"Give me sugar... in water.\"
Vincent D\'Onofrio, Men In Black
10. \"If you don\'t let me gut out this house and make it my own I will go insane and I will take you with me!\"
Catherine O\'Hara, Beetle Juice
11. \"Haha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous, is never get involved in a land war in Asia. But only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line...\"
Wallace Shawn, The Princess Bride
12. \"Oh, I\'m sorry, did I break your concentration?\"
Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction
13. \"Rules? In a knife fight?\"
Ted Cassidy, Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid
14. \"Hey, want to introduce you to a personal friend of mine: this is an M41A pulse rifle... feel the weight.\"
Technical specs withheld for security reasons
Michael Biehn, Aliens
15. \"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.\"
Jesse Ventura, Predator
16. \"Yes they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!\"
Samuel L. Jackson, A Time To Kill
17. \"An-al nathrak, urthvass bethud...\"
Nichol Williamson, Excalibur
18. \"Here we go: AK-47, the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room; accept no substitutes.\"
Samuel L. Jackson, Jackie Brown
19. \"Yes, it\'s true - this man has no dick.\"
Bill Murray, Ghostbusters
20. \"The first night\'s the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you; and when they put you in that cell, and those bars slam home, that\'s when you know it\'s for real. Whole life blown away in the blink of an eye; nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it.\"
Morgan Freeman, The Shawshank Redemption
21. \"Doctor, I\'m takin\' your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you: I will get very choked up; honestly, there could be tears.\"
Nathan Fillion, Serenity
22. \"Like I told my last wife, I says, \'Honey, I never drive faster than I can see.\' Besides that it\'s all in the reflexes.\"
Kurt Russell, Big Trouble In Little China
23. \"Roger Huston; and the monkey flips the switch.\"
Matt LeBlanc, Lost In Space
24. \"You\'re going to regret this the rest of your life. Both seconds of it.\"
Sylvester Stallone, Demolition Man
25. \"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.\"
Wesley Snipes, Blade
26. \"Hey fellas! Mickey O\'Brien, Aqueduct Security. Hey listen, we had a report of a guy coming through here with eight reindeer.\" <bang> <bang> <ping> \"Yeah, they said he was a jolly old fat guy with a snowy-white beard.\"
Bruce Willis, Die Hard: With A Vengeance
27. \"You touch me, he dies. You\'re not in the air in 30 seconds, he dies. You come back in, he dies.\"
Frank Doubleday, Escape From New York
28. \"With all due respect sir, you\'re beginning to bore the hell outta me.\"
Clint Eastwood, Heartbreak Ridge
29. \"Don\'t you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts? Oh my God... I\'m too late!\"
Val Kilmer, Real Genius
30. \"Oh yeah, oooh, ahh; that\'s how it always starts. Then later there\'s running and... and screaming.\"
Jeff Goldblum, The Lost World: Jurassic Park
31. \"These are brand new, we just got them in. That\'s a good gun. You just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bomb to go; you can\'t miss.\"
Dick Miller, The Terminator
32. \"...she doesn\'t have bad dreams because she\'s just a piece of plastic.\"
Carrie Henn, Aliens
33. \"Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?\"
John Travolta. Broken Arrow
34. \"Buckle your seatbelt Dorothy, cos Kansas... is going bye-bye.\"
Joe Pantoliano, The Matrix
35. \"We know this. The Chinese know that we know, but we make believe that we don\'t know and the Chinese make believe that they believe that we don\'t know, but know that we know. Everybody knows.\"
Eric Bogosian, Under Seige 2: Dark Territory
36. \"You\'re supposed to be this big tough guy and look at you now, all back of the bus and shit.\"
Nick Chinlund, The Chronicles Of Riddick
37. \"It\'s a hell of a thing killin\' a man, you take away all he\'s got and all he\'s ever gonna have.\"
Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven
38. \"Sure, sure, it just happened - could happen to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife.\"
Bruce Willis, The Last Boy Scout
39. \"Thank you very much, I come here to give you a fuckin\' package and you decide to blow me shit? Like, like, like, like, like, like, like you\'re my idea of a dream come true, taking shit from a dildo with ears? You know when I was like five I said Dad, Dad, can I get a job where random fuckin\' shitheads blow me crap all day? I\'m going to break you in fuckin\' half and use your head as a ballpoint!\"
Bobcat Goldthwaite, Burglar
40. \"...not every situation calls for your patented approach of shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more and then when everybody\'s dead try to ask a question or two.\"
Kevin Kline, Wild Wild West
41. \"I mean, how big could it be?\"
Ron Perlman, Hellboy
42. \"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time I\'d rather not spend the rest of this winter tied to this fucking couch!!\"
Donald Moffat, The Thing
So, how good is your memory?
43. \"Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy.\"
Keith David, Men At Work
44. \"She smelled weird but we loved her anyway.\"
Kevin Costner, Field Of Dreams
45. \"You know, I\'ve had your wife\'s goulash a hundred times; always too much salt.\"
Jean-Claude Van Damme, Timecop
46. \"Oh man, shut your anorexic, malnutrition, tapeworm-having, overdosed, Dick Gregory, Bahamian, diet-drinking ass up. Leave me alone!\"
Wesley Snipes, White Men Can\'t Jump
47. \"What, you mean aside from the fiery entrance and the expansive wingspan?\"
Alan Rickman, Dogma
48. \"Right, right - somebody said alien, she thought they said \'illegal alien\' and signed up.\"
Bill Paxton, Aliens
49. \"All right, I\'ll go manicure my gloves!\"
Jodie Foster, Bugsy Malone
50. \"So if I asked you about art, you\'d probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him: life\'s work; political aspirations; him and the pope; sexual orientation; the whole works, right? But I\'ll bet you can\'t tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You\'ve never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling. Seen that.\"
Robin William, Good Will Hunting
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Einion
