Movie quotes!

grunts1175

grunts1175

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I suppose I\'ll chime in with a few of my own :D

71. It\'s one number, Ed, and it\'s busy! Okay? What you want a fire engine for, anyway?

72. Thank God there are still legal ways to exploit developing countries. The only problem with an honest buck is they\'re so hard to make - the margins are too low, too many people are doin\' it.

73. Ahh! I\'m insane with anger!

74. Television. Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond shit never happens in real life! Professionals don\'t do that!

75. You\'re so backed up thats your ass coming over the horizon!

76. Don\'t touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn\'t understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.

77. Your money... I am still up grand... from this last time I stick it in you.
 
BarstoolProphet

BarstoolProphet

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Originally posted by grunts1175
I suppose I\'ll chime in with a few of my own :D

71. It\'s one number, Ed, and it\'s busy! Okay? What you want a fire engine for, anyway?
Shaun of the Dead.


72. Thank God there are still legal ways to exploit developing countries. The only problem with an honest buck is they\'re so hard to make - the margins are too low, too many people are doin\' it.

73. Ahh! I\'m insane with anger!

Signs

74. Television. Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond shit never happens in real life! Professionals don\'t do that!

Mr. and Mrs. Smith?

75. You\'re so backed up thats your ass coming over the horizon!

76. Don\'t touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn\'t understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.

77. Your money... I am still up grand... from this last time I stick it in you.
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Hinton

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Can\'t be entirely sure which ones have been answered or not, but I\'m pretty sure these haven\'t been yet:

24. \"You\'re going to regret this the rest of your life. Both seconds of it.\"

Demolition Man - Sylvester Stallone

26. \"Hey fellas! Mickey O\'Brien, Aqueduct Security. Hey listen, we had a report of a guy coming through here with eight reindeer.\" <bang> <bang> <ping> \"Yeah, they said he was a jolly old fat guy with a snowy-white beard.\"

Die Hard With A Vengeance - Bruce Willis

39. \"Thank you very much, I come here to give you a fuckin\' package and you decide to blow me shit? Like, like, like, like, like, like, like you\'re my idea of a dream come true, taking shit from a dildo with ears? You know when I was like five I said Dad, Dad, can I get a job where random fuckin\' shitheads blow me crap all day? I\'m going to break you in fuckin\' half and use your head as a ballpoint!\"

Burglar - Bobcat Goldwaith (love that scene!)

40. \"...not every situation calls for your patented approach of shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more and then when everybody\'s dead try to ask a question or two.\"

Wild, Wild West - Kevin Kline

43. \"Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy.\"

Men At Work - (think Keith David said it)

44. \"She smelled weird but we loved her anyway.\"

Field of Dreams - Kevin Costner
 
green stuff

green stuff

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Message original : Einion
@green stuff, correct. Recognise it immediately or did it take a while? I thought since it\'s not the entire monologue it might be harder.
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I recognised it immediately, despite having only seen it in french :p. They rerun it quite often in France, so it\'s quite popular ;).
 
Einion

Einion

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Hey, what\'s with the additions guys? Apart from the fact that it\'s been less than one day for crying out loud, the original 50 haven\'t all been gotten yet. Sheesh, show some patience - start your own thread after a suitable gap, that\'s what I did!

And, hint, Einion\'s Annual Movie-Quotes Quiz 2009™ ;)

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@PegaZus, 10 correct (easy one I thought), 23 incorrect.

@cfwheeler58, 7, 16, 29, 38, 46 all correct. On 43, The line from Better Off Dead... might actually be funnier but it\'s not the same:
\"Now that\'s a real shame when folks be throwin\' away a perfectly good white boy like that.\"

@atacam, correct.

@grunts1175, many of those you put were already gotten, including some of the ones you guessed incorrectly. Anyway, 33, 35, 47 correct. Of the new guesses, 27, 36 incorrect.

@Hinton, 24 correct, 26 correct, 39 correct (ace line!), 40 correct, 43 correct (excellent), 44 correct.

Summary, already gotten:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 24, 25, 26, 29, 30, 32, 33, 34, 35, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 46, 47, 48, 50

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So, still to get:
13. \"Rules? In a knife fight?\"
(All-time classic film!)

23. \"Roger Huston; and the monkey flips the switch.\"

27. \"You touch me, he dies. You\'re not in the air in 30 seconds, he dies. You come back in, he dies.\"
(Cult classic.)

28. \"With all due respect sir, you\'re beginning to bore the hell outta me.\"

31. \"These are brand new, we just got them in. That\'s a good gun. You just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bomb to go; you can\'t miss.\"

36. \"You\'re supposed to be this big tough guy and look at you now, all back of the bus and shit.\"

45. \"You know, I\'ve had your wife\'s goulash a hundred times; always too much salt.\"

49. \"All right, I\'ll go manicure my gloves!\"

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Einion
 
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Rodnik

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23. \"Roger Huston; and the monkey flips the switch.\"

Lost in Space, Matt LeBlanc

\"With all due respect sir, you\'re beginning to bore the hell outta me

Clint Eastwood, Heartbreak Ridge

Just happen to be two of my favorites..
 
Einion

Einion

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@grunts1175, correct on 13.

@Rodnik, right on both. Nice job - I\'m surprised the Eastwood quote took this long, the Lost In Space one is a toughie though.

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First post updated again, still to get:
31. \"These are brand new, we just got them in. That\'s a good gun. You just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bomb to go; you can\'t miss.\"

36. \"You\'re supposed to be this big tough guy and look at you now, all back of the bus and shit.\"

49. \"All right, I\'ll go manicure my gloves!\"

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Einion
 
BPI

BPI

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Ohh, what\'s it called, Bruce Willis, pretty girl running around in some bandages, famous designer did the costumes. Chap selling guns to some pig like aliens. 5th Element that\'s the one. Is that the answer to #31? B.
 
Dragonsreach

Dragonsreach

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Originally posted by Einion


36. \"You\'re supposed to be this big tough guy and look at you now, all back of the bus and shit.\"
I think that is Will Smith in Men in Black II or Bad Boys. Can\'t quite remember.
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ScottRadom

Shogun of Saskatchewan
Originally posted by Dragonsreach
Originally posted by Einion


36. \"You\'re supposed to be this big tough guy and look at you now, all back of the bus and shit.\"
I think that is Will Smith in Men in Black II or Bad Boys. Can\'t quite remember.
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Chronicles of Riddick.
 
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ScottRadom

Shogun of Saskatchewan
Nope, it\'s for sure Chronicles of Riddick when the bounty hunter dude captures Riddick and they take him to whatever stupid planet that prison was on.
 
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ScottRadom

Shogun of Saskatchewan
The actor\'s name is Nick something or other. He actually put in a pretty good piece of work in another David Twohy movie called \"Below\".

Riddick\'s master plan was to get captured and sent back to the super hot planet full of retards to rescue the boy/girl form the first movie (who\'s defo a girl now!) who\'s now on the retared prison planet that get\'s super hot. With the wierd Space Dogs n\' stuff.

Then we find out Riddick isn\'t just tough, he\'s from a super race fo aliens that can apparently whip ass, \'cept they were all killed by the same undead space zombie guys who are now getting so popular. And the only other super awesome alien that is/was from the same race as Riddick (Furyan\'s I think.... \'cus there full of FURY!!!!) that we ever meet turns out to be a pussy AND a bit of a bitch who uses his super toughnes to walk out into the burnination on the retarded super hot prison planet.

That movie was dumb as shit, especially since Pitch Black is one of my all time favorites.

Spoiler warnings up above!
 
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