Movie quotes!

Einion

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@Vern, good job. Very surprised that took that long considering I\'m sure there are many other fans of the film here. Good sign that people didn\'t immediately go for Google though
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@ScottRadom, correct.

@alextheartist, yep it\'s from the bounty hunters\' ship. He doesn\'t escape though, they do get him to the prison after all (although he manages to kill one of them on the way down).

Okay, so that\'s all but the last toughie. The last one, \"All right, I\'ll go manicure my gloves!\" is from Bugsy Malone.

So here\'s the complete list:

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1. \"Your clothes: give them to me, now.\"
Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Terminator

2. \"You\'re gonna need a bigger boat.\"
Roy Scheider, Jaws

3. \"Um, he\'s sick. My best friend\'s sister\'s boyfriend\'s brother\'s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who\'s going with this girl...\"
Kristy Swanson, Ferris Bueller\'s Day Off

4. \"I\'ve got to get me one of these!!\"
Will Smith, Independence Day

5. \"What would you prefer, yellow spandex?\"
James Marsden, X-Men

6. \"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I\'m all out of bubblegum.\"
Roddy Piper, They Live

7. \"Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way so he won\'t be joining us for the rest of his life.\"
Alan Rickman, Die Hard

8. \"Now a question of etiquette: as I pass do I give you the ass or the crotch?\"
Brad Pitt, Fight Club

9. \"Give me sugar... in water.\"
Vincent D\'Onofrio, Men In Black

10. \"If you don\'t let me gut out this house and make it my own I will go insane and I will take you with me!\"
Catherine O\'Hara, Beetle Juice

11. \"Haha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous, is never get involved in a land war in Asia. But only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line...\"
Wallace Shawn, The Princess Bride

12. \"Oh, I\'m sorry, did I break your concentration?\"
Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction

13. \"Rules? In a knife fight?\"
Ted Cassidy, Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid

14. \"Hey, want to introduce you to a personal friend of mine: this is an M41A pulse rifle... feel the weight.\"
Technical specs withheld for security reasons :)
Michael Biehn, Aliens

15. \"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.\"
Jesse Ventura, Predator

16. \"Yes they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!\"
Samuel L. Jackson, A Time To Kill

17. \"An-al nathrak, urthvass bethud...\"
Nichol Williamson, Excalibur

18. \"Here we go: AK-47, the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room; accept no substitutes.\"
Samuel L. Jackson, Jackie Brown

19. \"Yes, it\'s true - this man has no dick.\"
Bill Murray, Ghostbusters

20. \"The first night\'s the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you; and when they put you in that cell, and those bars slam home, that\'s when you know it\'s for real. Whole life blown away in the blink of an eye; nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it.\"
Morgan Freeman, The Shawshank Redemption

21. \"Doctor, I\'m takin\' your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you: I will get very choked up; honestly, there could be tears.\"
Nathan Fillion, Serenity

22. \"Like I told my last wife, I says, \'Honey, I never drive faster than I can see.\' Besides that it\'s all in the reflexes.\"
Kurt Russell, Big Trouble In Little China

23. \"Roger Huston; and the monkey flips the switch.\"
Matt LeBlanc, Lost In Space

24. \"You\'re going to regret this the rest of your life. Both seconds of it.\"
Sylvester Stallone, Demolition Man

25. \"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.\"
Wesley Snipes, Blade

26. \"Hey fellas! Mickey O\'Brien, Aqueduct Security. Hey listen, we had a report of a guy coming through here with eight reindeer.\" <bang> <bang> <ping> \"Yeah, they said he was a jolly old fat guy with a snowy-white beard.\"
Bruce Willis, Die Hard: With A Vengeance

27. \"You touch me, he dies. You\'re not in the air in 30 seconds, he dies. You come back in, he dies.\"
Frank Doubleday, Escape From New York

28. \"With all due respect sir, you\'re beginning to bore the hell outta me.\"
Clint Eastwood, Heartbreak Ridge

29. \"Don\'t you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts? Oh my God... I\'m too late!\"
Val Kilmer, Real Genius

30. \"Oh yeah, oooh, ahh; that\'s how it always starts. Then later there\'s running and... and screaming.\"
Jeff Goldblum, The Lost World: Jurassic Park

31. \"These are brand new, we just got them in. That\'s a good gun. You just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bomb to go; you can\'t miss.\"
Dick Miller, The Terminator

32. \"...she doesn\'t have bad dreams because she\'s just a piece of plastic.\"
Carrie Henn, Aliens

33. \"Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?\"
John Travolta. Broken Arrow

34. \"Buckle your seatbelt Dorothy, cos Kansas... is going bye-bye.\"
Joe Pantoliano, The Matrix

35. \"We know this. The Chinese know that we know, but we make believe that we don\'t know and the Chinese make believe that they believe that we don\'t know, but know that we know. Everybody knows.\"
Eric Bogosian, Under Seige 2: Dark Territory

36. \"You\'re supposed to be this big tough guy and look at you now, all back of the bus and shit.\"
Nick Chinlund, The Chronicles Of Riddick

37. \"It\'s a hell of a thing killin\' a man, you take away all he\'s got and all he\'s ever gonna have.\"
Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven

38. \"Sure, sure, it just happened - could happen to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife.\"
Bruce Willis, The Last Boy Scout

39. \"Thank you very much, I come here to give you a fuckin\' package and you decide to blow me shit? Like, like, like, like, like, like, like you\'re my idea of a dream come true, taking shit from a dildo with ears? You know when I was like five I said Dad, Dad, can I get a job where random fuckin\' shitheads blow me crap all day? I\'m going to break you in fuckin\' half and use your head as a ballpoint!\"
Bobcat Goldthwaite, Burglar

40. \"...not every situation calls for your patented approach of shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more and then when everybody\'s dead try to ask a question or two.\"
Kevin Kline, Wild Wild West

41. \"I mean, how big could it be?\"
Ron Perlman, Hellboy

42. \"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time I\'d rather not spend the rest of this winter tied to this fucking couch!!\"
Donald Moffat, The Thing

43. \"Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy.\"
Keith David, Men At Work

44. \"She smelled weird but we loved her anyway.\"
Kevin Costner, Field Of Dreams

45. \"You know, I\'ve had your wife\'s goulash a hundred times; always too much salt.\"
Jean-Claude Van Damme, Timecop

46. \"Oh man, shut your anorexic, malnutrition, tapeworm-having, overdosed, Dick Gregory, Bahamian, diet-drinking ass up. Leave me alone!\"
Wesley Snipes, White Men Can\'t Jump

47. \"What, you mean aside from the fiery entrance and the expansive wingspan?\"
Alan Rickman, Dogma

48. \"Right, right - somebody said alien, she thought they said \'illegal alien\' and signed up.\"
Bill Paxton, Aliens

49. \"All right, I\'ll go manicure my gloves!\"
Jodie Foster, Bugsy Malone

50. \"So if I asked you about art, you\'d probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him: life\'s work; political aspirations; him and the pope; sexual orientation; the whole works, right? But I\'ll bet you can\'t tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You\'ve never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling. Seen that.\"
Robin William, Good Will Hunting

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Thank all! Will do another one around the same time next year.

Einion
 

ScottRadom

Shogun of Saskatchewan
Originally posted by bodiscool
dont worry scott ridick is returning to battle more super hot tards lol

Really? I might be keen on getting suckered in again. I still love the character, and th3e Assault on Butcher Bay game for the Xbox rocked ass. It\'s just that Chronicles of Riddick did for my brain on a massive level. When I was done that movie I think I forgot the entire 4th grade as I became dumber.
 
Sorry, Einion

I got carried away. I love a good movie quote thread.
Since your 50 are now complete ( Excellent, BTW ), I\'ll close out mine.

51. And if you head back that direction, you\'ll find a whole lot of nothing all the way to Canada.
Cast Away - Grunt

52. Just poker. And he cheats. Pretty good at it, too.

53. She wanted me to tell you that she saw you dance.
Sixth Sense - Grunt

54. We shot men, stabbed them with bayonets, chopped up 17 year olds with shovels.

55. Now that was a defining moment. And the moment was \"shit\".

56. Don\'t speak, Hilary, just...go.

57. Command center ? It\'s a basement.
Live Free or Die Hard - Estan

58. Wise up folks. We\'re all alone out there and tomorrow we\'re going out there again.

59. What\'s going on, sheriff ? Hide and watch.

60. We have 83 rooms. Why can\'t you live in the house ?
Tomb Raider - Grunt

61. And I will tell you one thing...leave your goddamn hula shirts at home.

62. You looked like Christmas morning.

63. Well, it\'s not my best feature.

64. That\'s not a salesman. That\'s your daddy.
Armageddon - BPI

65. The best thing you have going for you is your willingness to humilate yourself.

66. God, it sucks up here.

67. Look at us. Look at what they make you give.
The Bourne Ultimatum ( not Identity) - Grunt

68. Reagan got shot. Not on my shift.

69. I will see you again... but not yet... not yet...
Gladiator - Grunt

70. You always want to invest in things people can\'t do without. Water and cemeteries... pretty safe bets.
 
Nick Chinlund

@Scott The actor from Riddick and Below is Nick Chinlund.
Prominent in Tears of the Sun, 2nd Zorro movie, Con Air and Ultraviolet.
He\'s done a yitload of american tv guest spots, mostly crime and medical stuff.
Had a recurring role on Desperate Housewives ( which you couldn\'t make me watch...)
Usually plays a heavy or a cop...or both. Capable of much more....
 
with ref to Movies numbered 51 -70

Any more stabs ?

There are 13 quotes unconnected

a few hints ( movies in random order ):

4 of the remaining films feature the actor who played Billy Chapel, Crash Davis and Ray Kinsella

Another movie features one actor from each of Independence Day, Platoon, Dark City and The WIld, Wild West

Another is from an Oscar winner for Best Picture from the 70\'s

Yet another is spoken by the only person to win 4 acting Oscars

There is also a line spoken by the first actor to play Jack Ryan

and another by an actor who has played a vampire, Death and a Dating Game contestant

There is a quote from a Grisham adaptation

Another is directed at a Jack Nicholson character; a role which was an Oscar winner

One is spoken by an actor who has played characters named Red Stovall, Thunderbolt, Preacher and Blondie

and the last movie features one actor from each of The Postman, The Green Mile, Contact, Pushing Tin,
Minority Report and Good Will Hunting
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
68. Reagan got shot. Not on my shift.
Kevin Kostner - The Bodyguard (but it\'s actually Not on my watch.
 

JohnC

New member
Originally posted by Dragonsreach
68. Reagan got shot. Not on my shift.
Kevin Kostner - The Bodyguard (but it\'s actually Not on my watch.

Yes, I think it is Costner in the Bodyguard too.

EDIT: 62 is Mr & Mrs Smith....?
59 is Silverado
 

ScottRadom

Shogun of Saskatchewan
54 I think is from the Canadian Epic (Epic piece of shit!) Pashendale? That movie sucked. Especially as for whatever reason it focused on the beauty of the Canadian frontier in it\'s untouched glory, which I can still see outside my window. What a waste of film.
 
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@DR
Bodyguard it is. I thought it was \"watch\" also...
IMDB said \"shift\" so I went with it. \"watch\" still sounds right.
Costner is Billy Chapel, Crash Davis and Ray Kinsella

@JohnC
Mr. and Mrs. Smith and Silverado, both correct.
Brad Pitt is a vampire, Death and the Dating Game contestant
Silverado line references a Costner movie.
Hide and watch spoken by Brian Dennehy

@Nels
Clint Eastwood is correct but not the right movie.
He is Red Stovall, Thunderbolt, Preacher and Blondie

@Scott
54 is not the Canadian Epic....
but you might want to confer with Nels for 54\'s actor
 

ScottRadom

Shogun of Saskatchewan
I guess 54 is from Gran Torino then. Not a super huge fan of the movie though. Thought it was a let down given Clint\'s other directorial/acting movies.
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
Originally posted by cfwheeler58
@DR
Bodyguard it is. I thought it was \"watch\" also...
IMDB said \"shift\" so I went with it. \"watch\" still sounds right.
Costner is Billy Chapel, Crash Davis and Ray Kinsella
No I\'m surprised. It is actually Not on my shift
Watched it on TV last night and listened to the Gary Kemp/ Kevin Costner piece specifically.
 

Aliengod3

Active member
\"No Tommy there\'s a gun in your trousers. What\'s a gun doing in your trousers?\"

\"For protection!\"

\"Protection from who? Zee Germans? What\'s to stop it from blowing your bollocks off every time you sit down?\"
 

alextheartist

New member
Originally posted by Aliengod3
\"No Tommy there\'s a gun in your trousers. What\'s a gun doing in your trousers?\"

\"For protection!\"

\"Protection from who? Zee Germans? What\'s to stop it from blowing your bollocks off every time you sit down?\"

Snatch, Turkish (aka Jason Statham) speaking lol
 
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