Ha, foolish fire bearer.
I scoff at your puny attempts, mortal. It became clear to me at a very young age that I was descended from a god-like line of people.
Do you know why that is, Darth?......Because my sisters are completely impervious to fire!! Yes, that is right, cower before me and my titanic kin!! When I was only 4 or 5, they would entertain me with astounding feats....*drops voice to a whisper* They could pass their fingers through a candle flame without feeling a thing! Of course, they never passed their entire bodies through a fire, but I\'m sure that was from modesty rather than any lack of ability. I haven\'t actually tested my fire retardent abilities yet, but the next time we have a bonfire, I will prove my godliness!!
...yeah.
Actually, that \"flick\" noise you typed was very intimidating.....
