ipaintminis
Active member
AH the theater major triumphs again!
Musicals
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ipaintminis
Active member
When you\'re a skinny child of fourteen,
Wide with braces from ear to ear,
You doubt that you will ever be appealing.
Then Hallelujah! You are fifteen
And the braces disappear
And your skin is smooth and clear
And you have that happy grown-up female feeling.
How lovely to be a woman,
The wait was well worth while;
How lovely to wear mascara
And smile a woman\'s smile.
How lovely to have a figure,
That\'s round instead of flat;
Whenever you hear boys whistle,
You\'re what they\'re whistling at.
It\'s wonderful to feel
The way a woman feels;
It gives you such a glow just to know
You\'re wearing lipstick and heels!
How lovely to be a woman
And have one job to do;
To pick out a boy and train him
And then when you are through,
You\'ve made him the man you want him to be!
Life\'s lovely when you\'re a woman like me!
How wonderful to know
The things a woman knows;
How marvelous to wait for a date
In simply beautiful clothes!
How lovely to be a woman
And change from boys to men,
To go to a fancy nightclub
And stay out after ten.
How lovely to be so grown-up and free!
Life\'s lovely when you\'re a woman like me!
this ones tricky! lol
Wide with braces from ear to ear,
You doubt that you will ever be appealing.
Then Hallelujah! You are fifteen
And the braces disappear
And your skin is smooth and clear
And you have that happy grown-up female feeling.
How lovely to be a woman,
The wait was well worth while;
How lovely to wear mascara
And smile a woman\'s smile.
How lovely to have a figure,
That\'s round instead of flat;
Whenever you hear boys whistle,
You\'re what they\'re whistling at.
It\'s wonderful to feel
The way a woman feels;
It gives you such a glow just to know
You\'re wearing lipstick and heels!
How lovely to be a woman
And have one job to do;
To pick out a boy and train him
And then when you are through,
You\'ve made him the man you want him to be!
Life\'s lovely when you\'re a woman like me!
How wonderful to know
The things a woman knows;
How marvelous to wait for a date
In simply beautiful clothes!
How lovely to be a woman
And change from boys to men,
To go to a fancy nightclub
And stay out after ten.
How lovely to be so grown-up and free!
Life\'s lovely when you\'re a woman like me!
this ones tricky! lol
Amazing how that stuff sticks with you, isn\'t it? I knew it right away, from the first line, and could remember all the rest of it as well. Some [cough, cough]thirty- [cough, sputter] two [cough, cough, hack, gag] years ago, I understudied for Arthur in that play and still know all or most of the words to both his part and mine (I understudied Arthur, but played Merlin) I\'ll never forget, opening night, Arthur botched one line. WHen asked by Gwen what they do at May Fest, he answered:
\"We eat women and chase grapes\"
lol:bouncy:lol:bouncy:lol
ipaintminis
Active member
hehehelol finn you crack me up 2 out of every 3 posts...the 3rd post is usually educational
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Guest
Bye Bye Birdie ?
Yup, that one\'s Bye Bye Birdie.
Hmm...
How about...
\"Who needs a dream?
Who needs ambition?
Who\'d be the fool
In my position?
Once I had dreams
Now they\'re obsessions
Hopes become needs
Lovers possessions
Then they move in
Oh so discreetly
Slowly at first
Smiling too sweetly
I opened doors
They walked right through them
Called me their friend
I hardly knew them
Now I\'m where I want to be and who I want to be and doing what I always said I would and yet I feel I haven\'t won at all
Running for my life and never looking back in case there\'s someone right behind to shoot me down and say he always knew I\'d fall
When the crazy wheel slows down
Where will I be? Back where I started
Don\'t get me wrong
I\'m not complaining
Times have been good
Fast, entertaining
But what\'s the point?
If I\'m concealing
Not only love
All common feeling
Now I\'m where I want to be and who I want to be and doing what I always said I would and yet I feel I haven\'t won at all
Running for my life and never looking back in case there\'s someone right behind to shoot me down and say he always knew I\'d fall
When the crazy wheel slows down
Where will I be? Back where I started.\"
Hmm...
How about...
\"Who needs a dream?
Who needs ambition?
Who\'d be the fool
In my position?
Once I had dreams
Now they\'re obsessions
Hopes become needs
Lovers possessions
Then they move in
Oh so discreetly
Slowly at first
Smiling too sweetly
I opened doors
They walked right through them
Called me their friend
I hardly knew them
Now I\'m where I want to be and who I want to be and doing what I always said I would and yet I feel I haven\'t won at all
Running for my life and never looking back in case there\'s someone right behind to shoot me down and say he always knew I\'d fall
When the crazy wheel slows down
Where will I be? Back where I started
Don\'t get me wrong
I\'m not complaining
Times have been good
Fast, entertaining
But what\'s the point?
If I\'m concealing
Not only love
All common feeling
Now I\'m where I want to be and who I want to be and doing what I always said I would and yet I feel I haven\'t won at all
Running for my life and never looking back in case there\'s someone right behind to shoot me down and say he always knew I\'d fall
When the crazy wheel slows down
Where will I be? Back where I started.\"
ipaintminis
Active member
chess.....right?
alright what about this?
I feel like I\'m not out of bed yet.
A-a-a-a-a-a-h-
Oh, the sun is warm,
But my blanket\'s warmer.
Sleep, sleep, in your lady\'s arms.
QUARTET:
Sleep in your lady\'s arms.
2nd WORKMAN:
Ya got the time, bud?
3rd WORKMAN:
Three minutes to six
WORKMAN:
I left my old woman still sleeping.
O-o-o-o-o-o-h-
Oh, the air is sweet.
But my woman\'s sweeter.
Sleep, sleep in your lady\'s arms.
QUARTET:
Sleep in your lady\'s arms.
2nd WORKMAN:
Hey, what time is it?
3rd WORKMAN:
One minute to six.
WORKMAN:
All night I was walkin\' the baby.
W-a-a-a-a-a-h-
Oh, his eyes are blue,
But her eyes are bluer.
Sleep, sleep in your lady\'s arms.
QUARTET:
Sleep in your lady\'s arms.
2nd WORKMAN:
What time is it now, bud?
WORKMAN:
Aw, six o\'clock, will ya!?
alright what about this?
I feel like I\'m not out of bed yet.
A-a-a-a-a-a-h-
Oh, the sun is warm,
But my blanket\'s warmer.
Sleep, sleep, in your lady\'s arms.
QUARTET:
Sleep in your lady\'s arms.
2nd WORKMAN:
Ya got the time, bud?
3rd WORKMAN:
Three minutes to six
WORKMAN:
I left my old woman still sleeping.
O-o-o-o-o-o-h-
Oh, the air is sweet.
But my woman\'s sweeter.
Sleep, sleep in your lady\'s arms.
QUARTET:
Sleep in your lady\'s arms.
2nd WORKMAN:
Hey, what time is it?
3rd WORKMAN:
One minute to six.
WORKMAN:
All night I was walkin\' the baby.
W-a-a-a-a-a-h-
Oh, his eyes are blue,
But her eyes are bluer.
Sleep, sleep in your lady\'s arms.
QUARTET:
Sleep in your lady\'s arms.
2nd WORKMAN:
What time is it now, bud?
WORKMAN:
Aw, six o\'clock, will ya!?
leopardpixie
New member
Tainted Love
Sometimes I feel I\'ve got to run away.
I\'ve got to get away from the pain you drive into the heart of me.
The love we share seems to go no where....
@Leopardpixie:
I saw the \"This Land\" thing about a week ago, and didn\'t want to post it due to the no political talk rule. It\'s pretty funny no matter which party you lean towards.
Sometimes I feel I\'ve got to run away.
I\'ve got to get away from the pain you drive into the heart of me.
The love we share seems to go no where....
@Leopardpixie:
I saw the \"This Land\" thing about a week ago, and didn\'t want to post it due to the no political talk rule. It\'s pretty funny no matter which party you lean towards.
leopardpixie
New member
sorry
Sorry didnt know the political rule
But its just such a cool thing thou.
again i am sorry if this has offended any one
Sorry didnt know the political rule
But its just such a cool thing thou.
again i am sorry if this has offended any one
leopardpixie
New member
Stop being pugnatious!
darthfoley
Active member
Clinton is the best part of the \'This Land\' skit.
\'What\'d I do?\'
lol
\'What\'d I do?\'
lol
Originally posted by finn17
I find the fact that you don\'t think I\'ll be offended offensiveOriginally posted by Evil Dave
Don\'t worry about it. I\'m sure no one is offended.
Good.
I usually make it a point to go out of my way to offend the easily offended.
Simply because in my experience they are generaly the most offensive people to be around, and will usually go away in a huff.
