my boss broke his hand on the weekend.

[farseerlum]

punching a refrigerator of course. :no:


so anyway today were both at work and i have to do everything. eventually he gets bored of watching me and drives off to get more gear.

later after coming back and watching me work more he decides to see if he can do some.

his feeble left hand was strong enough to cut his leg open and find a blood geyser. it ruined 4 meters of new carpet.

so then i drove him to hospital and while i was there i asked the doctor what the prognosis was. he said i will have to keep doing all the work a while longer.

so i went back to work.

 

[airhead]

sounds like your boss is having a bad week.

 

[farseerlum]

yeah. he punched the frig because he signed his divorce papers earlier that day and promtply got rotten drunk.

no they didn\'t break up because he gets drunk and beats up the whitegoods. lol

 

[Ritual]

One day he will look back at all this and laugh... but I bet it will be a good while, though.

 

[airhead]

Yea, divorce can be an ugly thing. Even if it is good to split, it is still a cause to mourn.

 

[hubbabubba]

What exactly do you guys do for a living?

 

[Torn blue sky]

Sue insurance companies? lol

I think they\'re builders or something

 

[supervike]

So, you really are your bosses right hand man, huh?

 

[Dragon Forge Design]

If he was a horse they would of put him down by now... I think you should do him the favor LOL

Just don\'t get him mad enough that he breaks both hands..cause then hes gonna need someone to help him do his \"Business\" and man that would just suck LOL

 

[Einion]

Originally posted by supervike
So, you really are your bosses right hand man, huh?

*groan*

I suppose someone had to see it lol

Einion

 

[supervike]

Originally posted by Einion

I suppose someone had to see it lol

Einion

lollol

I\'m well versed in the obvious.

 

[Ritual]

It is not in Jim\'s nature to resist making a pun when there\'s an obvious opportunity!

 

[Bengoodall]

I broke my right hand punching something big and steel too.

Noticing a theme here......


...I think hes a carpet layer...

 

[supervike]

You\'d all be better off punching something with some \'give\' to it...

such as...

a pillow
a sofa cushion
a bag of leaves
Oprah Winfrey

 

[Einion]

Originally posted by supervike
You\'d all be better off punching something with some \'give\' to it...

If you do it right a refrigerator has plenty of give

At the very least the fridge should come out of the encounter worse off than the fist! But I don\'t know, maybe they\'re built more strongly in Australia to resist the assault of the occasional drunken Australian male lol

Einion

 

[farseerlum]

we are indeed floor layers.

the fridge must be reinforced as Einion says because despite fracturing a metacarpel against it there is almost no visible damage. just two knuckle size prints.

the sadest part of this whole thing is that he has a punching bag not 4 metres from the fridge.

that and why are you giving the stupid wanker sympathy? it\'s me thats hard done by.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Awww *pat* there there.
Now suck it up and get on with it! Wasn\'t it always the aussies who couldn\'t abide whinging bastards? lol lol

Tell him it\'s only a broken hand!

 

[Einion]

Originally posted by farseerlum
...fracturing a metacarpel...

*Paul Hogan accent* That\'s not a broken bone; now this is a broken bone...

Originally posted by farseerlum
that and why are you giving the stupid wanker sympathy? it\'s me thats hard done by.

He gets no sympathy from me; IMB if you can\'t punch whatever without breaking something inside you just don\'t punch it. Which is why I\'ve been practicing for 26 years

Einion

 

[Rigged4Mini]

If you\'re going to punch something..punch old people..they\'re on the way out anyway...

 

[Ebonbuddha]

SV, I love your one liners. I look for them these days. They always make me laugh.

Are you like this in real life?

Originally posted by supervike
So, you really are your bosses right hand man, huh?