Mysteries of Life

[BarstoolProphet]

A new thread for the questions that plague us, however silly they might be.

Here\'s mine.

1: When you use that \'Hand Sanitizer\' stuff, where does the dirt go?

2: How do women fit so much stuff into those teeny tiny handbags?

3: How do they manage to make computers so that they break down exactly 9 days after the warranty expires? Even when you buy the extended warranty?

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by BarstoolProphet
A new thread for the questions that plague us, however silly they might be.

Here\'s mine.

1: When you use that \'Hand Sanitizer\' stuff, where does the dirt go?
Here

2: How do women fit so much stuff into those teeny tiny handbags?
D\'uh.

3: How do they manage to make computers so that they break down exactly 9 days after the warranty expires? Even when you buy the extended warranty?
Cos they are called Apple Mac\'s

 

[wiccanpony]

oh........look..........my computer.....imac G4

 

[Fizl]

What is the difference between jam, chutney and marmalade?

I always thought that marmalade was made from citrus fruit, but then i went and bought some onion marmalade. I thought a chutney would be made from veg, but went and bought mango chutney....

So far jam is pretty stable at fruit and sugar and a setting agent lol

shaz

 

[supervike]

I want to know how to throw a garbage can away.

I keep putting the freaking thing out to the curb on garbage day, and the damn guy just leaves it.

 

[airhead]

Originally posted by supervike
I want to know how to throw a garbage can away.

I keep putting the freaking thing out to the curb on garbage day, and the damn guy just leaves it.

I\'ve had that problem. Finally took a sawzall to it. Put the pieces in a bag. Problem gone.

 

[supervike]

You are a problem solver.

:beer:

I\'d prefer the \'no work, only complain\' attitude.