Naming Conventions

Sand Rat

New member
Cafe con Leche - its Tex Mex (and actually Spainish, if I remember correctly) for coffee with milk.

Much more frightening to me to see a tank named after a breakfast drink than something like Whoopass 5000 - to me at least it says its a confident crew who know their jobs and dont have to impress people with the size of their . . . . . . . . names.lol

Edit - HB beat me to the punch - but how about Vera Lynn - that should get you some looks from the Floyd fans across the table if nothing else.
 

mud duck

New member
Let me guess, it was a tank from Charlie Company. Have to admit thou, it is unique, and a bit imaginative. Must have been thought up by someones wife or girlfriend, don\'t think that a \"Tanker\" could ever think of something like that :D:D
 

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
do a quick google search for nose art.

Miss Behavin\'
Bird of Pray
Raid Hot Momma
Widow Maker
Betty Page
 

Sand Rat

New member
Originally posted by mud duck
Let me guess, it was a tank from Charlie Company. Have to admit thou, it is unique, and a bit imaginative. Must have been thought up by someones wife or girlfriend, don\'t think that a \"Tanker\" could ever think of something like that :D:D

Not sure to be honest with you - it was in the repo yard for shipment to the repair depot.
 

Jericho

Consummate Brushlicker
Sonofa... I just realized that I can\'t remember the name I had picked for my Baneblade. Grrr... this is gonna bug me for a while! :flame:

Wrath of Angels I think is the way to go, given the options. Same logic as Airhead.
 

lono

New member
Artie McFadgebomber and his Stupendous, Splendorous, Really Rather Heinous Tank Thingy

And yes, milk in coffee is highly dubious in my mind too. Cream is perhaps acceptable with the right kind of blend. But milk in coffee, particularly frothy milk. Just say no kids!
 

squidders

Active member
Nothing wrong with milk in coffee!

Unless you\'re allergic to the stuff it\'s simply a matter of preference. :moon:

\"Emperor Sue\'s thing deadening gun\" Never found out the emperor of humanity\'s name so always assumed it was Sue... a la Johnny Cash.
 

mud duck

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Originally posted by squidders
Nothing wrong with milk in coffee!

Unless you\'re allergic to the stuff it\'s simply a matter of preference. :moon:

\"Emperor Sue\'s thing deadening gun\" Never found out the emperor of humanity\'s name so always assumed it was Sue... a la Johnny Cash.

SO THAT\'S IT. The whole unite Humanity under one banner, defeat the Dark Gods thing is merely his way of overcoming all the sh*t that he took in high school from the jocks.

\"Ha ha! Look over there. It\'s Sue! Still playing with your little dollies, Sue?\"

\"Just wait you brain dead jock! One day I\'ll rule over all of mankind and bring everyone into a golden age! And, and I\'ll not only rule over you, but I\'ll make uber jocks, and they\'ll do whatever I tell them.\"

\"Whatever! Loser. Ok fellows, let\'s lock the emperor here in his locker.\"
etc. etc. :D
 

Sand Rat

New member
Well, you could always call one of them the \"Venemous Chicken\" which was a truck the engineers had at TQ for a while - complete with cigarrette smoking rubber chicken on the hood.lol
 

mud duck

New member
I like it! I like it! (of course it was on a Engineers vehicle. shows that we are smarter then the average GI Joe :D )
Keep\'em coming!
 

Sand Rat

New member
Oh, I got a list -

There was -

Camel Tow - A tow truck
Speedy Recovery - the same
Nerd Police - Prime Mover

Will have to do some digging in my stuff to see what else I recorded.
 

coonass

New member
IMHO, something as powerful as a baneblade should be named something foreboding like \"wrath of the innocent\" or \"Hells Wretch\" It might be helpful to look at pictures or stories of WWll era tanks and planes, which were often given names by their crews, thats where I get my inspiration. Also, Dan Abnett often gives the tanks in his stories names.
 

Roger Bunting

New member
I can\'t believe I\'m saying this; but I think my favourite has to be Undave\'s Cillit Bang suggestion, although you have to know the reference to understand why.
 
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