i just had a run in with the cops yesterday...it happens a lot here at the ghetto apartment building that i manage...
i had to get rid of a drunk woman that was tryin\' to stomp her boyfriend\'s broken leg...i got rid of her(once they are on the street, they aren\'t my problem), but she hung around yellin\' drunken shit \'til the cops showed up...
she had a bump over her eye from where her old man punched her, but when the cops asked what i saw, all i could say was that she was tryin\' to kick her old man\'s cast...needless to say, she went to jail, and the dude went to the hospital...
now the funny part of the story is that the dude wanted his phone, but his old lady had stuffed it in her bra...so dude is yellin\' at the cops to get his phone, and the cop is sayin\' that he can\'t get it, \'cause it\'s in her bra...so, bein\' the smart ass that i am, i\'m givin\' the cop shit...\"aw, come on\", i say,\"ya might enjoy it\"...
of course the woman was about as sexy as a troll from under the bridge...a drunk troll!!! the cop wasn\'t even goin\' near that beartrap of a bra lol...
dude has to go to the jailhouse to get his phone, and the cops actually thanked me for the work i\'ve done tryin\' to clean up the riff-raff from the building...
now i\'m just prayin\' that i don\'t get another grand jury subpeona...i\'ve already had a couple in the last year...i\'m used to bein\' the one in trouble, not the dude asked to testify against someone...
point is, i usually don\'t talk to the cops, except to give \'em my name and birth date, so they can run me for warrants...
now i\'ve had to deal with \'em once a month at least...it\'s hard not to give \'em shit, even when i\'m just a witness...
the funniest one was when we had an incident with a pistol shot at 4 am, and when the cops showed up i just told \'em i was the manager, showed \'em the shell casin\' on the ground, and walked off...a couple weeks later i got a call from a P.I. lookin\' for the \"white guy with dreadlocks\"...that\'s what they actually wrote on the police report...i almost peed myself laughin\'...
cheers
jah