news story. \"honey i\'m home!\"

[farseerlum]

surprised this wasn\'t posted here when i got home. lol

linky

 

[Infidel Castro]

That has to be a fifty-fifty split on the settlement surely!

Imagine his face. Imagine her face too! Priceless

 

[Torn blue sky]

NUUUU!!! The link\'s broken!

I are cold and wet and sad

 

[farseerlum]

my bad. all good now, you can come in from the rain.

 

[squig hunter]

Oh the ironylol

Squig

 

[PegaZus]

Made the radio here yesterday on the way home. During their \"White Trash News Flash\" segment.

 

[Torn blue sky]

lol omg I dunno who to feel worse for!

 

[johnboyjjb]

Oh the disappointment. Going somewhere else to get it because you don\'t like what you have at home, and getting the same options when you go out.

 

[Naukhel]

That\'s funny.

 

[Sand Rat]

Still better than coming home to this -

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080110/ap_on_fe_st/microwaved_hand;_ylt=AjUSLN2mng0QBYBhE4yoCiahOrgF

 

[Torn blue sky]

Wooow wow wow, thats just crazy! Even if I did bear the \"mark of the beast\" I sure as hell wouldn\'t cut my hand off...Kina need those y\'know?

 

[mattrock]

kinda surprised this story didn\'t turn up as a first hand account in the \"marriage and relationship poll\" thread. lol

 

[fieldarchy]

wow . . . that\'s hilarious!

 

[Infidel Castro]

Cutting his hand off - that\'s nuts. It reminds me of 2005 and a fella who said he\'d cut his testicles off if we beat England at rugby. We did and he did. Madness.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Originally posted by reverend
Cutting his hand off - that\'s nuts. It reminds me of 2005 and a fella who said he\'d cut his testicles off if we beat England at rugby. We did and he did. Madness.

lol lol lol I Remember that! Well caught!

Bloody insanity..litteraly

 

[Zora]

Originally posted by reverend
Cutting his hand off - that\'s nuts. It reminds me of 2005 and a fella who said he\'d cut his testicles off if we beat England at rugby. We did and he did. Madness.

Cutting off his testicles...that\'s nuts!lol

 

[miniDrake]

Wonder would he have cut off the mark of the beast if it was on his penis ?

 

[bullfrog]

Headline......Man asks wife what are you doing here?...at a brothel.

If I was the wife I would be asking him what HE was doing there.

Reminds me of the white English dude who\'s white wife had a black baby and for years fell for the excuse that it was because she ate licorice whilst pregnant.