No really!!!!!!what numbers
- Thread starter cassar
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Well, in my mind it is actually a joke that should work with them as well, it's just not as angled or subtle. XD Just the thought of your sexuality being something that can be determined by looking at a few blobs is kind of absurd (at least in my mind) and then the other things as well? The colour blind are raving psychotics with latent homosexual tendencies! All determined by looking at a few dots. (insert sarcastic tone of voice here) Makes perfect sense!
cassar
BALLSCRATCHER
he's right you know, what kind of muppet would take this as anything other than a joke niavety gone mad.(jees i hope i spelt naivety right goddam grammar police are everywhere) big LOL
Wyrmypops
New member
Sadly, I didn't register it as a joke. Jokes are funny. :thinking: I mean, it wasn't funny ha ha, just thought it was some daft internet test made up by someone, earnestly, but with more time than knowledge. Ain't as if the net is empty of tests and folks like that eh. Guess it is funny peculiar though.
I should get myself some drums. If I'm a muppet I want to be Animal. :silly!:
I should get myself some drums. If I'm a muppet I want to be Animal. :silly!:
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If you're colorblind, and you know it, then the joke is as easy to understand as looking at it. If you know you're color blind, you've probably taken the test before to determine your color deficiency. So you'll probably recognize it.
Avelorn
Sven Jonsson
There are two jokes here
Obvious joke: That you can determine psychological "illness" from this test.
Not as obvious: that no. 5 has been tampered with.
I was talking about joke number two, the not as obvious one. If you can't see some of the others as well you can't really figure it out, can you?
IdofEntity
New member
Have any of the colorblind folk in here tried Grayscaling it yet?
cassar
BALLSCRATCHER
i realise what i am about to do is going to cause all kinds of problems for the muppets and colour blind amongst you but what the hell.. knock yourselves out lol
THE BRAIN...
Read out loud the text inside the triangle below.
More than likely you said, 'A bird in the bush,'! And. ........
If this IS what YOU said, then you failed to see
That the word THE is repeated twice!
Sorry, look again.
In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter).
You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?
What do you see here?
This one is quite tricky!
The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.
Last one.
What do you see?
You probably read the word ME in brown, but.......
When you look through ME you will see YOU!
Do you need to look again?
Test Your Brain
This is really cool. The second one is amazing so please read all the way though.
ALZHEIMER'S EYE TEST
Count every ' F ' in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
Three is normal, four is quite rare.
look at the spinning woman and if she is turning right your right side of your brain is working. If she is turning left your left side of your brain is working. If she turns both ways for you then you have a 160 or better IQ.
THE BRAIN...
Read out loud the text inside the triangle below.
More than likely you said, 'A bird in the bush,'! And. ........
If this IS what YOU said, then you failed to see
That the word THE is repeated twice!
Sorry, look again.
In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter).
You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?
What do you see here?
This one is quite tricky!
The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.
Last one.
What do you see?
You probably read the word ME in brown, but.......
When you look through ME you will see YOU!
Do you need to look again?
Test Your Brain
This is really cool. The second one is amazing so please read all the way though.
ALZHEIMER'S EYE TEST
Count every ' F ' in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
Three is normal, four is quite rare.
look at the spinning woman and if she is turning right your right side of your brain is working. If she is turning left your left side of your brain is working. If she turns both ways for you then you have a 160 or better IQ.
cassar
BALLSCRATCHER
apparently you are a smart arse,,,,but not smart enough to read the bit below about iq's...lol
cassar
BALLSCRATCHER
right only..... i know im thick..still at least i've got my stunning good looks to fall back on lo,l however i did get all the "f's" in the other test n that says your a genius if you get them all first time (there are six by the way)...cool.brains and good looks.( big deep greath after blowing ones own trumpet)
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BPI
New member
I remember some of those Cassar, a study skills course at school before GCSEs to try & teach us to actually read the question in an exam before launching into a 3 page essay... on the wrong topic :redface: The point being, don't be overconfident you egotistical teen expecting multiple A grades, your brain is programmed in ways that WILL trip you up regardless!
I remember a test in the last year of Primary School where our teacher was prepping us for the concept of exams (unlike the poor buggers now being pressured by all & sundry to perform well in their SATs at 7 years old). His main point was to read through the whole paper before even picking up your pen. "Put your hand up when you've finished. Begin". A minute later I put my hand up. Worried looks from frantically scribbling classmates. Question 11 read along the lines of "Do not write anything for this test. Put your hand up now".
Of course I remember myself being the only one to get it but there may have been others
Took me ages to realise why "Teach" looked funny & I didn't spot "Learn" at all
Cheers, B.
I remember a test in the last year of Primary School where our teacher was prepping us for the concept of exams (unlike the poor buggers now being pressured by all & sundry to perform well in their SATs at 7 years old). His main point was to read through the whole paper before even picking up your pen. "Put your hand up when you've finished. Begin". A minute later I put my hand up. Worried looks from frantically scribbling classmates. Question 11 read along the lines of "Do not write anything for this test. Put your hand up now".
Of course I remember myself being the only one to get it but there may have been others Took me ages to realise why "Teach" looked funny & I didn't spot "Learn" at all
Cheers, B.
cassar
BALLSCRATCHER
im maybe being PARANOID but it might be a wind up i think it changes direction every now and again. sorry lyunn we may not be geniuses after all.Woot for 6 f's and the the the.
