Welcome to the club! Wiccanpony's computer gave up the ghost but I think that I can stand in as mistress of cerimonies for this. Let's see......thong-check, studded collar-check........looks like all you need now is a key.
Congratulations.:beerwave:
At my current rate of posting, I should catch up to you in 11 years 11 months and 8 days. Good thing you are not waiting for me to replace you as mop boy:struggle:.
while the key-machine works something out, I'm off to try on that thong and do a couple lunges... y'know, limber up a bit, I understand being certain ladies' mop boy tends to be... taxing.