Now you all know how you should vote!

uberdark

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ok i laughed, but why does chuck sound like he is either annunciating too much or has developed a lisp?

is chuck .......gay.....

???
 

Sand Rat

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Originally posted by AinuLainour
He\'s a conservative d00d I thought. Probably not gay. And I think he\'s married (to a chick). :D

None of which could stop him from \"putting from the rough\"
 

generulpoleaxe

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Originally posted by steelcult
Originally posted by AinuLainour
He\'s a conservative d00d I thought. Probably not gay. And I think he\'s married (to a chick). :D

None of which could stop him from \"putting from the rough\"

there a lot of pipe cleaners that are married to women, just look at politicians and film stars for starters.
 

krom1415

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I like Chuck but with that amount of facial surgery and teeth reconstruction, anyone would lisp lol
I think he gets his back waxed too :D
 

lono

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I think we can all agree that if Chuck was gay he\'d be the top.

If that was the case, there would be daily news reports about unfortunate, mysterious and deadly rectal trauma suffered throughout the homosexual community during the act of lovemaking.

I have seen no such reports.

I can only conclude that Chuck isn\'t gay.

And yes, I am writing a treatment of the above for the next series of CSI.

As for the video, who the hell is Mike Huckabee and how would I go about voting for him?
 

No Such Agency

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Originally posted by darthfoley
Yep, now I know how to vote - against whoever this knucklehead supports. :)
Yeah, anyone dumb enough to not understand the whole Internet is making fun of him is not a reliable political pundit, methinks.
 

philologus

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Originally posted by No Such Agency
Originally posted by darthfoley
Yep, now I know how to vote - against whoever this knucklehead supports. :)
Yeah, anyone dumb enough to not understand the whole Internet is making fun of him is not a reliable political pundit, methinks.

I don\'t think that any celebrity endorsement is \"reliable\" What the hell does any actor who failed out of High School know about anything, and why do they think that we care. In this instance I found it amusing and much less nauseating than the George Clooney, Martin Sheen, Rosie O\'Donnell, et al.
 

supervike

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I agree 100% Philo...

plus he had me at \"Huckabee wants to put the IRS out of business\"

OH YEAH!!!

I mean I don\'t mind paying my fair share, but its getting out of hand!!! We kicked them Brits out for much less.
 

lizcam

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I actually used to play D&D with his nephew. Guy kept talking about \"Uncle Chuck\". This was YEARS ago!
 

mud duck

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Originally posted by philologus
Originally posted by No Such Agency
Originally posted by darthfoley
Yep, now I know how to vote - against whoever this knucklehead supports. :)
Yeah, anyone dumb enough to not understand the whole Internet is making fun of him is not a reliable political pundit, methinks.

I don\'t think that any celebrity endorsement is \"reliable\" What the hell does any actor who failed out of High School know about anything, and why do they think that we care. In this instance I found it amusing and much less nauseating than the George Clooney, Martin Sheen, Rosie O\'Donnell, et al.

Does it really matter if one has graduated from High School or not. There are a lot of edumacated idiots out there.
I\'m just wondering what would of happen if they went with the whole round house kick thing for a commercial? \"If I\'m elected, I\'ll have Chuck here round house kick the IRS!\"
 

Sand Rat

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Chuck Norris aint that tough - he let Johnathan Harris (The original Dr. Smith from Lost in Space) stick his fingers in Chucks mouth - (From Harris\'s IMDB Page)

He was the voice and drama coach of Chuck Norris. He \"taught him how to speak,\" by putting his fingers in Norris\'s mouth, and stretching the mouth wide open. Chuck names him as the only man in the world who could get away with doing that to him...a fact of which he was always proud.
 
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