odd socks

[Master of fact]

Who came up with the wank sock, just wrong!

How the hell do you put on odd shoes? Im not judging you i done something stupid yesterday playing ice hockey, i jumped on the ice with my skate guards on. SMASH

 

[Dragonsreach]

How the hell do you put on odd shoes?

Easy If it's dark and the uppers are the same pattern (Oxfords).
Wasn't until I got out the car and realised that the heels felt odd.
Good job I had a new pair I was breaking in, stashed under my desk.

 

[BarstoolProphet]

Avram Davidson - "Or All The Seas With Oysters"

Read it... seriously. It'll blow your mind.

Just made me think of the theory that pins turn into coat hangers. Coat hangers evolve into shopping carts. Shopping carts roam the neighborhood, looking for a nesting place. They gather in that spot for a while, and eventually the mating cycle begins, and they spawn a strip mall. The strip mall further evolves over time into a shopping plaza.

Terry Pratchet, I believe.

 

[crystella333]

Who came up with the wank sock, just wrong!

That would be me but I got the idea from Americian Pie