Guy moves to the back country of Kentucky. Soon after moving in his neighbor from about a mile up the road comes to welcome him. \"To welcome you to the area I\'m throwing you a welcommin party!! Ya like drinkin??\"
the new fellow replies enthusiastically \"YEAH\"!
\"Ya like fightin\"?
\"Oh you bet\"!!!
\"Ya like wild crazy sex\"?
\"Oh man, are you kidding? I love wild crazy sex!!! Is this something I should get dressed up for\"?
\"Nah, dont your worry about that son, it\'s just goin to be you and me\"!!lollol