oh god help me!!!

freakinacage

Well-known member
i have just asked a friend out for the night, meet up with some others for a few bevvies. she lives about 20miles away so i have offered her a bed for the night (as i have done many times in the past). anyhoo... i sent the text message to the wrong sally and now i have another one coming over and i think she may have the wrong idea. she\'s 37 (i\'m 25) divorced (twice) mother of one. she very attractive but i don\'t see anything that could happen between us woul be a good thing. help me
 

OrkyDave

New member
Hell, Go for the Sally 3 way!!!

No, in all seriousness just explain you sent the wrong message but let her know she is welcome to come out for a drink and stop over too, (and then don\'t do anything to suggest you are up for a bit of hows your father.) If she is a mate she will probably see the funny side and be cool about it.

Or failing that a sally 3 way sounds pretty cool too, (although you don\'t mention if you are single or not- if you are not single, and quite attached to your man bits then the sally 3 way is a no no!!! )

Hope this helps- although probably it hasn\'t, sorry!
 

lono

New member
She\'s an attractive older woman. How could anything happening between you be a bad thing? Get a grip lad!
 

Bengoodall

New member
Failing anything else, send sally(either one, Im not fussy) to me, Im an attractive single man.

Yes I know I live in france, details, mere details.
 
Sounds like a Sally sandwich to me with a little freak in the Middle lol

Woo hoo Hoo hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

And you expected sympathy from us lot LOL
 

Torn blue sky

New member
LMFAO!!!
Man thats Awesome, it didn\'t occur to you to tell it like it is? lol

It could be worse man! What if you wake up in the morning with a lil kid at the foot of the bed saying \"Daddy?\" lol
OH GOD this is killing me lmao. Fantastic work Tim! Let us all know how that works out for ya :p
 

lizcam

New member
I ......hehehehehe.....have no......hahahahahah......response to this! lollollol

What guys get themselves into. I want to be a fly on the wall! :eek:
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
LOL an older women......she is going to eat you alive my boy...... ah to be a dust bunny under that bed. lol
 

Severatus

New member
THREE WORDS ------ NEW BABIES DADY

TWO MORE ------- JIMMY HAT

ONE MORE --------- BECAREFUL

ANOTHER 4 good measure ------ ENJOY!
 
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