oh god help me!!!

freakinacage

Well-known member
Originally posted by Shawn R. L.
Would her name happen to be Mrs. Robinson?

actually i didn\'t think of it but she has just reverted back to her maiden name which is actually robinson!!! lol good night actually. she didn\'t eat me alive - i gave her a run for her money! god i was shitting myself before. i literally posted as she walked in through the door. i told her what happened and she was embarassed bu cool. just gotta see how things go in work on monday
 

Torn blue sky

New member
Lucky you! What would you have done if she span you the line ; \" What?... Don\'t you like me? Don\'t you think i\'m attractive?\"
lol
A part of me says, Well handled, another part of me (the bigger part) is so dissapointed it didn\'t all go tits up lol
Good show old boy.
 

Talion

New member
Originally posted by Torn blue sky
dissapointed it didn\'t all go tits up lol
Good show old boy.

Hey if she\'s an attractive lady, doesn\'t matter if it\'s tit\'s up, down or any other direction........mmmmmmmm tits
 

lizcam

New member
Part of me wants to congradulate you, but part of me, and I\'m sure there are a lot of us out there thinking this, says, \"Damn! He chickened out. I wanted to hear the horrible, ugly story that ends up with you writing....Dear Penthouse......\"

All in all probably the better outcome but train wrecks are so fun. Better catch up with her later, tho\', or you\'ll never get your shot at that one. We older women understand screw ups but expect compensation later. .....hmm....then you can stil write.....Dear Penthouse.....;)
 

Manus

New member
No guts

Women at 37 are at their prime, take my girlfriend she\'s 37( standing right behind me, and has to approve all I post in this forum, after the all-women- painters-marathon incident).
You silly boy, this one will be one of those you\'ll curse till the end of your days, as one of those YOU let get away. :D:D:D:D:moon:
One could aks if this shouldn\'t cost like a 1000 places of ratinglol
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Speaking as an older women.............. I’m disappointed in the out come.........and Lizcam is right! there had better be some might fine compensation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cussing:
 

freakinacage

Well-known member
Originally posted by Manus

You silly boy, this one will be one of those you\'ll curse till the end of your days, as one of those YOU let get away.

who said i let her get away?!! :rolleyes::D:bouncy:
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by freakinacage
Originally posted by Manus

You silly boy, this one will be one of those you\'ll curse till the end of your days, as one of those YOU let get away.

who said i let her get away?!! :rolleyes::D:bouncy:

:innocent: sooooo you\'re saying a good time was had by all wink wink nudge nudge ;):beer:
 
Originally posted by lizcam
Part of me wants to congradulate you, but part of me, and I\'m sure there are a lot of us out there thinking this, says, \"Damn! He chickened out. I wanted to hear the horrible, ugly story that ends up with you writing....Dear Penthouse......\"

All in all probably the better outcome but train wrecks are so fun. Better catch up with her later, tho\', or you\'ll never get your shot at that one. We older women understand screw ups but expect compensation later. .....hmm....then you can stil write.....Dear Penthouse.....;)

Your naughty :p

Its been a long time since Ive read a Dear Penthouse letter.. they still pretty much unbeleavable.
 

Shawn R. L.

New member
I remember my dad relating a similar story from his youth where he accidentally asked two different girls out for the same time on the same evening. What a guy, he simply took them both out, at the same time!
 

freakinacage

Well-known member
Originally posted by Shawn R. L.
I remember my dad relating a similar story from his youth where he accidentally asked two different girls out for the same time on the same evening. What a guy, he simply took them both out, at the same time!

what a stud!!

@wp - i hope so ;)
 

freakinacage

Well-known member
i figured it would give a few people a chuckle. you have to laugh. life can chuck up so much random stuff at you. i\'m surprised (and pleased) that everything turned out as well as it did. god, i felt like such a twat when i realised what i had done lol
 

Naukhel

Active member
Alas, I missed out on the chance to laugh before the meeting occurred.
But it\'s a fun thread to read.
Out loud.
To my wife.
Who also laughed.
 

Torn blue sky

New member
Maaaan, you know this is forever gonna be one of those things that only 3 people and 4 walls will ever know the truth of!

I\'m going to get you shitfaced my boy lol

Gotta laugh eh? Although it\'s about 100 times funnier when it happens to someone else :beer:
 

SilAx

New member
This thread made my day.

Oh for the heck of it, I\'ll add on to the laughs:
hahahahahalollollollol

Sorry mate, but this is pretty funny.

Silax
 
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