Thread jacking!
After I had looked at the bit about the elf ears, I found a couple of things on zombie survival:
Food are the important part in zombie survival. Also water are better. When you drink bear it a wort thing to have. When your drunk zombie will come and you will die when your knock out. eat 3 food per day. Soup cup are better. You do not have water so eat it raw. Task good and worth to survive. Get food that does not need cooking or get food that would task good when it raw. Trust me when you got the cup soup eat it raw ones and will be good. I did it couple of time. Get junk food and can food. When you run out starve till it morning and go to the grocery. Then start eating raw.Get use to it and try it ones
Please tell me that this person is not a native English speaker! Yes, my writing is horrid at times, but come on! 10 pages like this!
Sorry had to vent for a moment