Ok. Christmas is officially over.
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farseerlum
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christmas isn\'t about a fat guy in clothes that are the same colour as a well known cola.
:twisted::evil:
Ok So I\'ve always had a problem about a Fat Old Guy with a long beard balancing a kid on his knee saying \"Have you been a good little Boy/Girl?\"
:evil::twisted:
And while the guy in the news item does have reasonable motives in regard to Childhood obesity, I\'m still thinking FFS.
Ok So I\'ve always had a problem about a Fat Old Guy with a long beard balancing a kid on his knee saying \"Have you been a good little Boy/Girl?\"
:evil::twisted:
And while the guy in the news item does have reasonable motives in regard to Childhood obesity, I\'m still thinking FFS.
freakinacage
Well-known member
since when have children looked at santa and thought \'oooh, i wanna look like that\'?!!
Avelorn
Sven Jonsson
Our santa has never been fat. 
On the other hand our santa scared the big Jesus out of me with his stiff mask... with that wicked smile... and you couldn\'t see his eyes.. he was mute too... didn\'t say anything.. just stared at you...
Santa as a rolemodel? Then I would have become the antichrist!
On the other hand our santa scared the big Jesus out of me with his stiff mask... with that wicked smile... and you couldn\'t see his eyes.. he was mute too... didn\'t say anything.. just stared at you... Santa as a rolemodel? Then I would have become the antichrist!
Torn blue sky
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lol so now the kids gonna look at santa and become anorexic? Just can\'t win!
God DAMN Sven! And you went back to see him?! Are you insane?! That has to be just as scary as a clown on my fear meter...
God DAMN Sven! And you went back to see him?! Are you insane?! That has to be just as scary as a clown on my fear meter...
Torn blue sky
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OMFG!!! I HATE my JOB!
Avelorn
Sven Jonsson
@tbs: You don\'t have much choice as in Sweden the santa comes visit you on Chrismas eve! And all my relatives went \"ooh soon he\'ll be here\" And you just prayed that he wouldn\'t.. that we could open the presents anyway. And then there was the \"I can see him outside\" and the all familliar heavy knock on the window... and someone lifted you up, despite you didn\'t want to, to the all black terrifying window.
First you couldn\'t see anything, then suddenly he jumped at the window gleering and waving his hands, knocking and moved in almost spastic way, still mute though. Then he went for the door... The again heavy knock and someone had to open. \"Not me! Please oh God.. not me!\" You tried to stay close to any grown-up if he should try any tricks. \"don\'t you want to give santa a hug?\"
the horror. the horror
First you couldn\'t see anything, then suddenly he jumped at the window gleering and waving his hands, knocking and moved in almost spastic way, still mute though. Then he went for the door... The again heavy knock and someone had to open. \"Not me! Please oh God.. not me!\" You tried to stay close to any grown-up if he should try any tricks. \"don\'t you want to give santa a hug?\"
the horror. the horror
Torn blue sky
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lol lol lol lol Maaan
It musta felt like being fed to a lion by your loved ones I\'d still be having nightmares! Poor poor child lol
Hope you\'re over it now >.>;
It musta felt like being fed to a lion by your loved ones
I\'d still be having nightmares! Poor poor child lolHope you\'re over it now >.>;
Highbulp Billy
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In 1822, Dr Thomas Moore wrote T\'was The Night Before Christmas and gave us the sleigh, reindeer and this...
\"The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.
Unfortunately, he also gave us this...
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!
Be good children, or else Santa\'s gonna come a calling:twisted:
\"The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.
Unfortunately, he also gave us this...
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!
Be good children, or else Santa\'s gonna come a calling:twisted:
Santa as a role model.
That\'s preposterous. Nobody wants to grow up to be Santa.
It\'s one of the positions held by an immortal. He\'s locked into that job
for all time!
But as far as role models go... He\'s generous, with a touch of moral superiority.
And heavens know there aren\'t enough morals in this world, anymore.
The proof is right there. Attacking a jolly old elf for being festively plump?
That\'s preposterous. Nobody wants to grow up to be Santa.
It\'s one of the positions held by an immortal. He\'s locked into that job
for all time!
But as far as role models go... He\'s generous, with a touch of moral superiority.
And heavens know there aren\'t enough morals in this world, anymore.
The proof is right there. Attacking a jolly old elf for being festively plump?
here\'s a good one...in holland, sinta klaus comes in early in the month..he looks like he should be runnin\' a gypsy caravan, and he has black slaves...black pete he\'s called(though there are more than one of him???), and they dress like moors...so santa is the white man who kicked the moors outta spain, and now he trails \'em around lettin\' the kids know that if they are not good, they will get hauled off to spain to work like a slave with all the little zwarte petes...
that\'s some crazy shit...
so i invited my best friend from brooklyn to come over to holland and work in a coffeeshop...he arrived in november, and had only had a week or two to adjust to the sureal life that is a\'dam, when i take him to the african gettho for an introduction to santa and his slaves...at least in the gettho the slaves are really black!!! he tripped out...WTF!!! that was pretty much his reaction...then, bein\' the twisted bastard that i am, i took him downtown to see how the white people do it ...there the zwarte petes are white dudes in blackface!!! he was ready to murder somebody lol...
just to see a black man from the brooklyn projects get an eye full of a white guy in blackface playin\' a slave in these times was too much...i laughed \'til i cried...then i handed him a doobie and welcomed him to the land of the people who invented apartied...
merry christmas:twisted:
jah
that\'s some crazy shit...
so i invited my best friend from brooklyn to come over to holland and work in a coffeeshop...he arrived in november, and had only had a week or two to adjust to the sureal life that is a\'dam, when i take him to the african gettho for an introduction to santa and his slaves...at least in the gettho the slaves are really black!!! he tripped out...WTF!!! that was pretty much his reaction...then, bein\' the twisted bastard that i am, i took him downtown to see how the white people do it ...there the zwarte petes are white dudes in blackface!!! he was ready to murder somebody lol...
just to see a black man from the brooklyn projects get an eye full of a white guy in blackface playin\' a slave in these times was too much...i laughed \'til i cried...then i handed him a doobie and welcomed him to the land of the people who invented apartied...
merry christmas:twisted:
jah
fieldarchy
New member
Man you make it sound like Santa is an axe wielding murderer!!!! And here I\'ve always enjoyed the idea of a fat and happy man leaving me presents. Hmmm maybe that\'s why I\'m not opposed to having a sugar daddy? Hmmm that may explain a lot
JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
I\'m all for a skinny Santa - If he has a Skull face and does double duty as Death!
But seriously, why the F*ck do you change this \"Traditional\" Sh*t NOW?!
And how the Feth is Santa gonna be skinny, when all he eats is Milk(now with steroids) and Cookies?!:flame::cussing::flame:
But seriously, why the F*ck do you change this \"Traditional\" Sh*t NOW?!
And how the Feth is Santa gonna be skinny, when all he eats is Milk(now with steroids) and Cookies?!:flame::cussing::flame:
