Tsk, tsk, tsk,
You guys are missing out on so much by treating all these adds with so much skepticalization & stuff. Why just this week, I gained a new special friend from somewhere in Africa. He was like, really high up in the government or something. I mean he was like really important and stuff, but then there was this civil war and a whole bunch of people got hurt, and they had to run and stuff. It\'s a real long story, and it\'s hard to understand, specially if you\'re not, in the know, you know. But when I help my friend and all his country to get back on their feet and pay for the return, I\'m going to get a whole bunch of money, because I\'m such a trustworthy guy.
But wait, it doesn\'t stop there, because I know just where to spend the money. This week I was contacted by at least a dozen women, and all of them are on this one dating site where like, they all just lounge around naked and take pictures of themselves, and all they want to do is have sex with men. And ...get this, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM WANTS TO MEET ME! They don\'t even want a relationship or anything, just sex. ...Oh man! So, as soon as I get my money from helping that African guy, I\'m going to sign up for that special dating site, cause it\'s kinda expensive, and then let me tell you, hoo boy! It\'ll be one night after another out on the town with those really beautiful ladies.
And I can get viagra too!
Whats more, there\'s this really hot chick named, um , somebody Hilton, I forget her name. But I can buy a special video where she is like doing stuff, and it\'s only because I met this friend on the web who wants to sell it to me. It\'s like nobody else knows about it, and I\'m gonna be one of teh few guys to look at this video, and she\'s going to be doing stuff on it. Just like me and a few other guys get to see it. How cool is that?
And I\'ve been approved for a mortgage that\'s like $400,000.00. I mean it\'s amazing. I live in a mobile home, but they are gonna give me that much for it ...at a low interest too! I mean, I\'ll be like living in the country club off the loan from my Mobile Home. It\'s funny too, because I can probably just let them take the Wobbly Box and keep the home and all, and you\'d thin a bank would have thought of that. But noway man, I am dialed in here becauseI\'ve already ben PRE-APROVED.
...so cool!
Oh man, there is just so much cool stuff coming through those emails. I didn\'t even mention the whole online PhD thing, but just you wait cause I\'m gonna be a professor of like a whole buncha stuff just as soon as I get done. You guys\'ll have to call me a doctor, and maybe even a couple of the babes from that one sight, cause I\'m gonna buy them degrees with the money from the African guy. I\'ll let y\'all know how it goes, but you guys should really check it out.
Yep.
