One pissed off cat ...

I got this joke in the e-mail last night and I laughed for a long damn time. Not sure if its a clever play with photoshop or one seriously right to be pissed off cat, but I thought I would pass it along.

The \'story\' I\'ll pass along too.

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\"My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat\'s tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled).

When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was and he said \"yes, I know what a LION cut is.\"

It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her.(see PHOTOS). She cried for a week...but not as much as the cat. It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had.\"

Gas in car to go to groomers $4.50
Cat car carrier $32.99
Grooming fee $80.00

Getting the look from one seriously p*ssed off cat Priceless !

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EricJ

Active member
:D I had this photo as a desktop on my computer at work for a while, I love it! When I got promoted I moved desks/computers but changed the start up screen to show this, so the person who now has my old job sees it every morning against her will, I won\'t admit I know how to change it back :)
 

supervike

Super Moderator
that is soooo cute!!

I just adore that...I need more pictures, so I am going to go search on google...

I\'ll just type in \"shaved pussies\" and see what I get.:]
 

finn17

New member
You are a sad man vike....

Originally posted by supervike
I just adore that...I need more pictures, so I am going to go search on google...

I\'ll just type in \"shaved pussies\" and see what I get.:]
That picture is amongst my favourites.

I remember having a stand up row with another psychologist who maintained that animals could not have facial expressions which reflected their inner feelings. Yeah! right....

It\'s tossers like that wot give phychology a bad name:D;)
 

ahreanna

New member
Can I scare you all and tell you that yes, a LION cut is a real cut and one used for a certain breed of showcat. Can\'t remember what kind but I worked with a lunatic who used to do this to her two cats regularly. And they ALL get that look. Suprised she wasn\'t clawed to death in her sleep. I know I would have.
 

Chrispy

Active member
I remember somebody getting in trouble in Africa because they were dressing the Gorillas in a preserve up as clowns.. just one more step until we poodle shave lions! :p
 

finn17

New member
It would surely sell

Better idea: Big Cat Waxing Teams of celebrities join forces with big cat experts to surprise a lion/cheetah/cougar etc by creeping up on it and giving it a surprise \'Brazilian\' lol
 

RedDawn

New member
OMG - I can\'t breathe!

Neither can Grumb! That\'s the funniest thing I\'ve seen! We\'re laughing so hard we\'ve pissed off our 9 y.o. who\'s trying to go to sleep and is now in here demanding we turn off the computer. lol
 

Grizzix

Member
our cat would kill my wife and i in our sleep if we even thought about thinking about doing this to him. funny as hell though:D
 

supervike

Super Moderator
as a matter of fact...

Originally posted by Drake Farstrider
@ supervike Did you have any luck? :D Do you got any good pictures to share?

I guess you should define \'luck\'?

I didn\'t realize there was so much.....stuff on the internetwebthing. I was quite shocked.

Oh well, now I am off to \"google\" the mating habits of a big breasted tit! Wish me more luck!!
 

Shawn R. L.

New member
I actually have a friend who just had that exact thing done to his cat. There were alot of fur mats that they had to cut off and the cat ended up just like the one above but orange. Really wierd-funny in real life.
 

ipaintminis

Active member
BAHAHAHAHA

*cant breathe* so funny! oh man, that poor cat. can you imagine what the lady did when she walked into the groomers? i bet that guy is scarred for life.

oh man *wipes tear from eyes* hilarious!
 

vincegamer

Active member
I think this is on Snopes.com

The story is made up but the cut is real. People with long-haired cats in extremely warm climates often get a lion cut done for the summer months.
 

MarkusTay

New member
Originally posted by supervike
Originally posted by Drake Farstrider
@ supervike Did you have any luck? :D Do you got any good pictures to share?

I guess you should define \'luck\'?

I didn\'t realize there was so much.....stuff on the internetwebthing. I was quite shocked.

Oh well, now I am off to \"google\" the mating habits of a big breasted tit! Wish me more luck!!
If you should find any info on bird penises, please forward it to Reverand. I understand he is GREATLY interested in such things...

Especially if you got pics! lol
 
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