OT: The Cosmic Why??????!

[wiccanpony]

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Why.....when you try to open a jar of pickles, you strain until your fingers hurt, rap on the lip with a butter knife and still you can’t open the damn thing....then while you set the jar down for a breather, someone walks by picks up said jar and opens it with the greatest of ease.

now your example that the “powers that be” love making you look stupid.

yes, I’m \"that\" bored

 

[PegaZus]

There is a simple explanation, tied to the programming world. The more eyes you bring to a problem, the dumber and easier the problem becomes.

 

[airhead]

Why did I wish for a house full of women?
???

 

[Naukhel]

Why do I spend 9 hours over 5 trips to a warehouse on three different days
trying to find something, only to have someone sent to help find it in 40 seconds
of looking?

 

[lizcam]

Why is it that when you have the perfect reply to a post worded like a scolar does the internet choose that moment not to load the page and you\'ve lost everything and can\'t re-write it properly?



BTW, that just happened to me. :flame:

 

[wiccanpony]

Why....when you\'re looking for something you can\'t find it, but when you don\'t need that something it\'s right in front of you:drool:

 

[supervike]

Originally posted by airhead
Why did I wish for a house full of women?
???

Ah, yes...I wished for that as well.

I suppose there is a overall sense of irony to it for us both.

 

[evil tendencies]

Originally posted by airhead
Why did I wish for a house full of women?
???

Why did anyone ever decide that polygamy (or having a mistress) was a good idea? I look at the time and effort I spend loving and serving my wife, and don\'t see how it will be improved by doubling the workload and introducing jealousy into the mix. And yet there are people right now doing that very thing BY CHOICE!

I don\'t get that.

 

[airhead]

ET, I was young and dumb when I made that wish. God has a long memory and a mean sense of humor. I now have a wife, a female dog, two daughters and a granddaughter - at various times, all under my roof.

Don\'t get me wrong, I love them all to pieces, but there are times I just wish for a bit more testosterone and a bit less estrogen in the house.

 

[evil tendencies]

Originally posted by airhead
ET, I was young and dumb when I made that wish. God has a long memory and a mean sense of humor. I now have a wife, a female dog, two daughters and a granddaughter - at various times, all under my roof.

Don\'t get me wrong, I love them all to pieces, but there are times I just wish for a bit more testosterone and a bit less estrogen in the house.

Airhead, I hope you didn\'t take my comment as being directed at you. Your comment reminded me of Carla Bruni, and thus to my thoughts about multiple romantic partners. Having grown up in a family of women, I highly respect your position, and by no means am I implying that you are too free with your affections.

 

[airhead]

lol

Yea, I thought the \'confused\' was aimed at my original comment. Vike is in the same boat as me (he just cannot hide on the boat when the lake is froze over).

and by no means am I implying that you are too free with your affections.

I\'m very free with my affections. I love my wife, kids, grandkid, dogs, cats, friends, etc.

Just some I love in a different way than others.

 

[airhead]

Now, back on-topic...

Why can I walk around the bedroom in the morning and in the evening, yet at night I will stub my toe on the bedpost?

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by airhead
Now, back on-topic...

Why can I walk around the bedroom in the morning and in the evening, yet at night I will stub my toe on the bedpost?

ahhhhh the bedpost mimic ..... by day a harmless post, but by night it hunts for its favorite prey...toes and the occasional shin bone

 

[Jericho]

It\'s not very philosophical, but I find it relevant on a daily basis.

Why do I have to wear pants?

 

[airhead]

Originally posted by Jericho
It\'s not very philosophical, but I find it relevant on a daily basis.

Why do I have to wear pants?

You don\'t. Wear leather kilts like I do.

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Jericho
It\'s not very philosophical, but I find it relevant on a daily basis.

Why do I have to wear pants?

you have my permission to wear a skirt, pantyhose and high heels.. just stay away from construction zones:twisted:

 

[uberdark]

the answer to all of this my children is one thing.

its the monkeys...... they are behind it all. the jar donna tried to open was being kept hermetically sealed by an invincible monkey named Barry. who in turn was being controlled by squirrels who in turn were being controlled by REPUBLICANS and a guy named Cory.

yep cory is totally behind it all.

:wow::wow::wow::yes::yes::yes:

 

[Jericho]

My time this summer was split between a heavy mechanic shop and a construction site (building a golf course) so it would\'ve been too distracting. I am however back in university, where liberalism is king...