OT: Where does this fit in with the plot? - Discuss (Youtube)

[Avelorn]

Fellow conspiracy theorists. I have discovered 3 more videos that is related to what we have come to know as the \"monkey-scheme\". A swedish brand of energy drinks suited for recovery after work-out have just released these 3 videos:

Exhibit A
Exhibit B
Exhibit C

Take a good look at them. Especially the third one.

 

[Ritual]

Don\'t fall for any of that. Exhibit A is a pathetic attempt at making us feel sorry for the monkies while they secretly take over. Exhibit B is an unsubtle way of trying to make us fear the monkies and feed them to make them happy and peaceful (yeah, right ). Exhibit C actually shows what will happen if the monkies thrive and are well fed! And we see some of it happening already.

No, eat more bananas, I say! Eat bananas and don\'t let the monkies rule! That would be the end of us all.

 

[supervike]

Oh my!! This is indeed clever thinking.

I\'m thinking these Gainomax people have already fallen prey the the monkie power....By telling us to not eat bananas, it may be a subliminal reverse psychology effect to indeed make us eat MORE bananas, which I\'m sure the monkeys have laced with laxitives and submission powder.

What do we do????


We have to stop them...but how?

DAMN YOU DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!

 

[Ritual]

I have a feeling we\'re doomed no matter what decision we make! We\'re damned if we do, damned if we don\'t. Those monkies got us by the balls. :cussing:

 

[supervike]

Maybe there is hope with the squirrels?

 

[Avelorn]

I wouldn\'t be too sure about that...

Look what I found

And a convenient name to the poster as well... \"Ape lad\".

They wouldn\'t dare launch a commercial like this if they weren\'t already in control of the banana plantages. So I will side with Supervike on this one. No bananas or gainomax for me...

That leaves one question: What the heck am I going to eat after I\'ve trained tomorrow?

 

[Ritual]

Originally posted by Avelorn
That leaves one question: What the heck am I going to eat after I\'ve trained tomorrow?

Pizza! That\'s proper human food. No monkey business...

 

[supervike]

It\'s a bit sad that it has always been us three trumpeting the warnings of impending monkey-dom.

Alarmists, conspiracy theorists, crackpots....thats what they call us.

But, when the regular population are locking in cages, throwing their own feces for entertainment...they will recall our names and shudder. We sounded the alarms, what more can we do???

 

[Ebonbuddha]

Those monkeys are really sneaky. Too sneaky if you ask me. I have already offered my help to the squirrels. I will be their first Imperator Titan. lol

 

[Dragon Forge Design]

Gainomax is People!!!

Don\'t trust the Monkeys!!!