OUCH! WTF is up in Wales? :)

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donga666

Guest
I remember this conversation on another thread.

Currently watching Scotland play France, I want both of them to loose ???
 

RedDawn

New member
Originally posted by donga666


For our \'North American\' friends:

John Wayne Bobbit.....remember;)

Just saw this article too...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050221/80/fcwii.html

I don\'t think she\'ll have many dates when she gets out of prison.
 

Chrispy

Active member
Originally posted by RedDawn
Originally posted by donga666


For our \'North American\' friends:

John Wayne Bobbit.....remember;)

Just saw this article too...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050221/80/fcwii.html

I don\'t think she\'ll have many dates when she gets out of prison.

Course, those were the \"franks\" int hose cases.. I would think the \"beans\" would be more painful, but in the long run at least you\'d be able to go to the bathroom.. :]
 
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donga666

Guest
I don\'t like thinking about Genital mutilation!!!

But they seem to be a target of \'angry girlfriend\' attacks (not from experience).
 
Wow wonder if she\'s gonna put that on any of her applications for employment.

Have you ever been arrested?
If yes, where, what for, and when.
 

freakinacage

Well-known member
Originally posted by reverend

Mr inacage, did you go out looking for signs of blood when you heard the story?

well i was working at the time but after i \'got out\', i took the hounds out for a look
 

EricJ

Active member
perhaps the real lesson to be learned from that last story is:

When you really need to dispose of a severed penis, flush a couple times, or they\'ll just find it in the pipes...

hey, it\'s something they don\'t teach you in school! :D
 

Rab

Member
Originally posted by paintingploddy
Two points, firstly they are not soccer fans, they are RUGBY fans - entirely different game. Secondly, it is better than the blind man biting his own guide dog in the middle of Edinburgh (well maybe it isn\'t)

You\'ve got to love the headline the following day though:

\"Blind man bites dog\", had me looking to see if it was a sequel to \"Man Bites Dog\" :D

On the subject of self castration, a workmate of mine knew a guy who was obsessed about losing his hair, he worried about it endlessly, doing everything he could to prevent it.
Someone casually mentioned to him that high testosterone levels are linked to baldness so the guy went home and attempted a little surgical alteration with a kitchen knife. Fortunately he passed out before he could complete his ill advised emasculation and his wife found him when she got home.

This sounds awfully like an urban legend but my workmate swears blind he knew the guy.


:eek:

Rab.
 

darthfoley

Active member
Originally posted by paintingploddy
Two points, firstly they are not soccer fans, they are RUGBY fans - entirely different game.

Eh, soccer, rugby...both inferior.

:p

*hides from all fans of \'other footy\'*
 

RedDawn

New member
Originally posted by EricJ
perhaps the real lesson to be learned from that last story is:

When you really need to dispose of a severed penis, flush a couple times, or they\'ll just find it in the pipes...

hey, it\'s something they don\'t teach you in school! :D

Better yet, give it to the dog and let them bury it somewhere. That way you can honestly say \"I really don\'t know what happened to it officer...\"<innocent smile here>
 
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donga666

Guest
Originally posted by darthfoley
Eh, soccer, rugby...both inferior.

:p

*hides from all fans of \'other footy\'*

Thats grounds for a slap!

Which sport is the most played in the world & which is the biggest sporting event after the Olympics? What is the \'one world game\'?

A clue: It aint the \"world\" series (if USA, Canada, Japan & Mexico were the world???) Or The Superbowl......

I sound bitter don\'t I.

Andy :innocent:
 

Infidel Castro

New member
Bugger, we did it! WE DID IT!

Talking about the rugby, did anyone see France v Wales yesterday?

Holy molies we did it. BY JOVE!

What a team, what a damned fine team. I\'m still buzzing and I got me as many Sunday papers as I could get my grubby hands on to keep the dream alive as long as I can lol.

Cymru am byth! Y ddraig goch am byth!
 
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donga666

Guest
Rev: Wales played well! Haven\'t seen such rugby from Wales for years.

If England beat the Irish, Wales could be on for the Grand Slam (Irish confidence will crumble). If Ireland win, I think Wales could have a tough time (the Irish rampant).

But well done Wales (words like ashes in my mouth:()

Now if we could sort out our kicking game........

At least it\'s not Scotland lol
 

freakinacage

Well-known member
Originally posted by reverend
Talking about the rugby, did anyone see France v Wales yesterday?

Holy molies we did it. BY JOVE!

What a team, what a damned fine team. I\'m still buzzing and I got me as many Sunday papers as I could get my grubby hands on to keep the dream alive as long as I can lol.

Cymru am byth! Y ddraig goch am byth!

and england have just lost another bloody match. bollocks
 
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